Saturday, January 28, 2023
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #873JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #873.611.252! Alice Cooper – Lay Down And Die, Goodbye
(Straight) :: If lacquering his liver for years with Budweiser and Canadian Club didn’t kill him, then nothing
will. File under: Too Tough To Die. Suicide – Frankie Teardrop (Red Star) :: What, they’re still alive? Amateurs! Elton John – Someone
Saved My Life Tonight (MCA) :: If Bernie hadn’t pulled Reg’s head out of that gas oven, we never would’ve
have had the pleasure of hearing him subsequently shill: “Sassoon says so much”! Anyone got a match? Frank Gallup – Got
A Match? (Paramount) :: I beg your pardon! Ozzy Osbourne – Suicide Solution (Epic) :: If the bat-bite rabies didn’t kill
him, then nothing will. File under: Too Tough To Die.
Metallica – Fade To Black (Elektra) :: What, they’re
still alive? Amateurs! Prince
– Sexual Suicide (NPG) :: File under: Freddie Mercury.
Freddie Mercury – Don’t Try Suicide (Elektra) ::
Ironic, innit? Paul
McCartney – Suicide (Capitol) :: You’d think that writing a song called “Suicide”
at age fourteen would portend something dire, but daddy says nothing doing. File under: Too Tough To Die. David Lee Roth – Jump (Warner Bros.)
:: When he sings “Go ahead and jump!” what did you think he was talking about? Hopscotch? Cheap Trick – Auf
Wiedersehen (Epic) :: Need a push? Sparks – Here In Heaven (Island) :: Only Ron Mael could write a song about a suicide
pact in which the woman reneges—as sung from the point of view of the man who, having gone first, said goodbye cruel
world: “Now I know why you let me take the lead.” The Mash – Suicide Is Painless (Columbia) :: Number one with
a bullet! Grand Funk
Railroad – Born To Die (Capitol) :: What, they’re still alive? Amateurs! Woody Guthrie – So Long, It’s been
Good To Know Yuh (Elektra) :: Even Okies get the dust bowl blues.
Phil Ochs – Rehearsals For Retirement (A&M) :: Merely
the greatest—and, regrettably, most prophetic—album cover ever. Trent Reznor – Gave Up (Nothing)
:: When the singer describes his music as being “an ultra fast chunk of death” and then repeatedly wails “I
tried, I gave up” you’d think that he would’ve backed up his brag by now, but no. File under: Too Tough
To Die. Ramones
– Too Tough To Die (Sire) :: Really? Iggy & The Stooges – Death Trip (Columbia) :: What, they’re
still alive? Amateurs! PRESCIENT
PLATTER OF THE WEEK – SAD ONE: Michael Hutchence – Suicide Blonde (Mercury) :: Professional. PRESCIENT PLATTER OF THE WEEK –
SAD TWO: Kurt Cobain – I Hate Myself And I Want To Die (Geffen) :: To a fault. Dorothy Parker – Résumé (Enough Rope) :: “Razors pain you; rivers are damp. Acids stain you; and drugs
cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful; you might as well live.” Be seeing you!
Sat, January 28, 2023 | link
Saturday, January 21, 2023
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #872JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #872.610.251! The Franco Proietti Morph-Tet – Live!
A Weekend At Centre St. Ambroise (Bongo Beat) :: With saxes a-wailin’ and turntables a-twirlin’ and Moog
synths a-bloopin’ and a-blorpin’ these fourteen hipsters casually carve out a bluesy reggaefied swatch of decidedly
distant retrophonic monophonic sound that’ll send you soaring into a groove-approved altitude where the java is always
piping hot and the jive is always pluperfectly cool. The Green Hour Band – Coming Of Clockwise (Scratch) :: The gnarly destorto fuzz bomb
beginning behooved me to believe that this might be some kinda Cobainish revival meeting, but the drawlin’ adenoidal
protesting vocal convinced me that this is nothing less than a hopped up and harped up high octane folkified version of Blue
Cheer. Alternative
TV – Black And White: Live (Bongo Beat) :: The sound quality may rival the Velvet’s Live
At Max’s Kansas City for sonic sludgery but that only adds to the authentic feel of this career-spanning work which
was recorded all around the world during this century, yet uncannily sounds as fresh as if it was recorded in 1977 during
punk rock’s heyday—and I was around back then so I should know...and I most certainly do. The Luke Mulholland Band – Further (self released)
:: Growlin’ blooze rock that occasionally gets elevated out of the ordinary by a gnarly guitarist who hails from the
same loopy fretboard fraternity as Satriani and Beck. But why credit this to your “Band” on the outside when you
don’t list a single musician on the inside? Paul Hyde – Peace
Sign (Bongo Beat) :: Backed by sound production so crisp it never needs ironing, Paul expertly essays the kind of songs
that Judas stopped slinging after he revisited Highway 61–and if you don’t believe me, just listen to
the acidly acerbic “Greaseball Town” and try tellin’ me that I’m wrong. Lee Dewyze – Slumberland (Wuli) :: The way I see it, this is nothing
less than a trippy Donovan Harrison concept album about Winsor McCay’s Little Nemo In Slumberland. Dewyze’ll
deny it of course but, with songs like “Princess” and “Another Sleep Song,” he really shouldn’t.
Graham Brown & The Prairie Dogs – Do What
You Should (Bongo Beat) :: This is the kinda tub-thumpin’ cawntry hawnk that’d go good from behind a bottle
of beer that’s in front of a chicken wire wall. Careful with that pool cue, Eugene! SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: The Savage Nomads – What
The Angel Said (Alaska Sounds) :: When Mick Jones says: “I can’t think of anyone better than the Savage Nomads
to rock the whole world” it’s kinda like the Beatles endorsing Badfinger. But that don’t diminish the endorsement’s
impressiveness none because this five track extended player is one helluva Clash course in everything that I like about loud
guitar-driven rock ’n’ roll—especially when it’s fuelled by a soulful saturation of heartfelt passion
like this disc is. Had it been pressed in plastic, it’d be a magnificent seven. Be seeing you!
Sat, January 21, 2023 | link
Saturday, January 14, 2023
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #871JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #871.609.249! Bruno Mars – Doo-Wops & Hooligans
(Elektra) :: Music whores a vacuum which is why, now that Michael Jackson’s gone, space has opened up for Bruno to moonwalk
into his void with an album that merges an ace imitation of MJ’s voice with Freddie Mercury’s breathy archness,
all sheathed in a synthesized swirl that’s straight outta the ’80s—and as we all know, nothing
says the ’80s better than Bruno! Bruce Willis – The Return Of Bruno (Motown) :: That’s right, Motown.
What were you expecting? Stax? Cybill Shepherd – Moonlighting (MCA) :: Stax, you idiot! Not stacked! Stax! Miles Davis – The
Man With The Horn (Columbia) :: It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that schwing! Grace Kelly & Phil Woods –
Man With The Hat (Pazz) :: Sometimes I think that you can’t find a jazzier cat than big boppin’ sax man
Woods. As if studying with the great Lennie Tristano wasn’t enough, he then married Bird’s widow Chan and shuffled
off to Paris. You’ll probably know him best for his smooth solo on Billy Joel’s syrupy single “Just
The Way You Are” but don’t hold that against him because he’s more than made up for it by joining
sax siren Kelly for this new album of smooth soundin’ duets. Bonus points awarded if she calls her next album Dial
S For Sax. Grace
Kelly – Dial M For Murder (Alfred Hitchcock) :: Geddit?
Dave Rave – Live With What You Know (Bongo Beat) :: What
if The Who Sell Out-era Who and the Rubber Soul-era Beatles had recorded an album together? The result would’ve
been this practically perfect in every way pop record, which is nothing less than Dave Rave’s apex of auditory expression.
In fact, it’s so sonically stellar that it would’ve easily made my Village Voice 2010 Top Ten list had
I heard it last year—so let that be a lesson to all you tardy publicists! SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Jonny Burke –
Distance & Fortune (Dreamcar) :: Jonny comes rockin’ outta left field in 4/4 time with a voice that sounds
like snarky Alice Cooper; lyrical skills that easily evoke Elvis Costello on a magnanimous day; and wiry Keith Richards riffs
which simply reek with the sonic simplicity of Bowie’s “Rebel Rebel.” Then he unexpectedly detours
into Elliott Murphy country-folk territory for a spell before blasting out the other side in full-bore rock mode again. If
I didn’t know any better, I’d say that this is the sound of someone who’s completely confident in the knowledge
that he can do just about anything he wants to in the studio—but I do and he can. Be seeing you!
Sat, January 14, 2023 | link
Saturday, January 7, 2023
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #870JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #870.608.248! Ray Santilli – Alien Autopsy: Fact Or Fiction (FOX) :: No comment. Discovery Networks International – Michael
Jackson’s Autopsy: What Really Killed Michael Jackson (Discovery Channel) :: No comment. Daryl Hall & John Oates – Live At The Troubadour (Shout! Factory) :: One day, when I’m old
and I can’t stand listening to loud rock ’n’ roll anymore, I’m gonna sit myself right down in a wicker
rocking chair and mellow my mind with this smooth sounding triple disc audio-visual combo that touches almost every career
base from their early days to their mega-platinum hits. But not today. Big
Star - #1 Record & Radio City (Fantasy) :: A twofer blend of generic up-tempo pop rockers and
geriatric snoozak ballads, the latter of which would’ve sounded a whole lot better had they been done by Todd. Arthur Nasson – Echo
Garden (self released) :: And speaking of the Runt, multi-instrumentalist Nasson unleashes a charmingly naïve Rundgrenish
crash course in pop music styles that begins with Brian Wilson, ends with Rick Wakeman, and has more than a few ambient stops
along the way to whet your whistle for much more. Paul Langlois – Fix This Head (Ching) :: Wherein the Tragically Hip’s guitarist
hunkers down to come up with one of the most moving debut albums I’ve heard since Johnny MacLeod redefined what it means
to be a triple threat singin’ songwritin’ guitarist—and if you’ve ever heard any of Johnny’s
albums, you’ll know that’s mightly impressive praise indeed!
Johnny & The G-Rays – “Trying To Chew My Head”
(Attic) :: Exactly! The
Homemade Jamz Blues Band – I Got Blues For You (Northern Blues) :: When he reviewed Grand Funk’s
On Time in Rolling Stone, Lester Bangs wrote that “the drumming is guaranteed to send you up the wall.”
I’m a Don Brewer fan so I didn’t agree, but after hearing the brutal monotonous bashing on this album,
I have to admit that I now know how he felt. I Got Bruise For You is more like it. Arthur – Watch The Years Crawl By (Rock City Recording Company) :: I hate
listening to whiny adenoidal singers but I gotta admit, after hearing this record, that if I had to listen to one
whiny adenoidal singer as the years crawl by...I’d listen to Kurt Cobain.
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Dave Koz – Hello Tomorrow
(Concord) :: They may tag sax sessions like this as being “contemporary jazz” these days, but that sounds like
some kinda condescending old fogey “Boots Randolph” label to me because where I hang out—on the
corner of Coryell and Deodato—it smacks of nothing less than good old-fashioned “fusion” to me. Sure, the
liner notes and track notations are strictly new age feel-good folderol, but that’s more than offset by having Herb
Alpert on trumpet and Sheila E. on vocals. Bonus points for resisting the temptation to call his album Koz And Effect. Robert Plant – Now
And Zen (Atlantic) :: Sheesh. Be seeing you!
Sat, January 7, 2023 | link
Saturday, December 31, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #869JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #869.606.243! Ronnie Earl & The Broadcasters – Living In The Light
(Stony Plain) :: Exemplary axe execution elevates this one into the upper blues guitar echelon, but so-so singing drags it
back down into the pedestrian part of town where side two of Jimmy Page’s Outrider lives. Ronnie Earl & The Broadcasters – Spread
The Love (Stony Plain) :: Exemplary axe execution elevates this one into the upper blues guitar echelon and an utter
lack of vocals keeps it there. Bonus points for covering “Cristo Redentor.” Points deducted for including
a liner note quote from a pulchritudinous Padre plugging your positive qualities as a human being. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
Next time, ditch the shameless self-promotional spiritual payola and let your God-given gift of music do the talkin’
for you instead, alright? Oh my brother, testify! Duke Robillard’s Jumpin’ Blues Revue – Stomp! The Blues Tonight (Stony
Plain) :: Era-specific pastiches never work because the practitioners can never duplicate the primitive period sound that
they’re aping but boy does he ever do these rhythm ’n’ blues to death and die tryin’ in the process.
The closest that the Duke comes to cliché is when he covers “Frankie And Johnny” and “Ain’t
Nobody’s Business” but most everything else that he chooses to uncover is spot on, from Ike Turner’s “Tore
Up” to Helen Humes’ “Million Dollar Secret.” Clocking in at over an hour in length, this is one retro
record that’s an absolute must for your next rent party.
Duke Robillard – Passport To The Blues (Stony Plain)
:: You might like this one better if you’re a modern era maven but, as your physician, I’d advise you to take
both of these and crawl to me in the morning. Your papers please!
Andy Kim – Happen Again (Iceworks) :: Whether you know
it or not, you know Andy as the wunderkind singer-songwriter responsible for such infectious worldwide mega-hits as the Archies’
“Sugar Sugar”—and admit it: your brainpan’s jukebox is playing “Sugar Sugar”
right now just by reading that song title, innit? Well, never one to rest on his considerable royalty checks, this
tasteful new long player is everything that you’d expect from such a staunch pop stalwart as Andy. Smart singing, smart
songwriting and smart playing all add up to Happen Again being the best solo album that John Lennon never lived to
record. It’s also the new album that Bryan Ferry wishes he’d recorded instead of Olympia. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Black
Country Communion – Black Country Communion (J&R Adventures) :: The vocals are of the scotch-garglin’
style that made Steve Marriott and Bon Scott benchmark wailers; the bass is a bowel-buffeting beast that’ll massage
your innards from stench to stern; the slick-swervin’ guitar is straight outta mid ’60s studio nirvana; and the
pulse-pounding drums with their thick bludgeoning beats sound uncannily just like John Bonham of Led Zeppelin—which
they oughtta since the skin-smashin’ stick man is none other than Bonzo’s son Jason. Toss in
some synth-soaked atmoogspherics and you’ve got a recipe for the kind of good old-fashioned “Black Country Rock”
that Mom used to hate! Be
seeing you!
Sat, December 31, 2022 | link
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #868MERRY JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #868.295! This is Bob “Media Blackout” Hope coming to you live from the Big Room upstairs
where I’m filling in for Jeffrey Morgan, who’s away this week celebrating Christmas by listening to some of the
latest rice-paddy platters in Da Nang Trong province. You know what ‘Da Nang Trong’ means, don’t you? That’s
Vietnamese for “Exit strategy? We don’t need no stinking exit strategy.” No, but I’m really thrilled to be here on the road to ruin,
as my good friend Joey Ramone would say. In fact, most of the Ramones are up here, although it took them a while to clear
customs. They were forty pounds overweight, and that was just their hair. Yeah, and I hear Joey’s going to record a
new Christmas song with Bing Crosby as soon as the old groaner recovers from that “Little Drummer Boy” duet he
did with David Bowie 35 years ago. Just wait until he finds out that Joey’s been taking sarong lessons from Dorothy
Lamour. Isn’t that wild? Hey,
how about a few reviews! John
Lennon – “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” (Apple) :: Hippie. Various Artists – We Wish You A Metal
Xmas And A Headbanging New Year (Armoury) :: Look, even I can only take so much of Bing singing “White
Christmas” before I get a hardcore hankerin’ to dreck the halls with gobs of metal. That’s why I’ve
been listening nonstop to this twelve track compilation of carols, which features everyone from Lemmy to Alice to Dio. I’ll
be deaf for Christmas, if only in my screams. Christina – “Things Fall Apart” (ZE) :: Originally released in 1981 on
A Christmas Record and still the most mentally disturbed Noël number ever released. Rhonda Silver – “Chri$tma$ On Credit”
(Silver Shadow) :: You can forget all about Eartha Kitt mewing out the high-priced “Santa Baby” for the umpteenth
year in a row because this is the new torch song for today’s troubled times. You’ll sign up for a government
bailout when you hear sultry songstress Silver croon: “You know that Santa’s got the blues ’cause he ain’t
got no green. Looks like Mrs. Claus has picked his pockets clean!” In other words: Cash is king. Johnny Cash – The Johnny Cash Christmas
Specials: 1976-1979 (Shout! Factory) :: What’s the best way to have a cool Yule this year? By watching this four
disc box set containing the Man In Black’s holiday television specials. Cash doing Christmas would be reason enough
to watch at any time, but what really makes this a seasonal must see is the truly eclectic line up of guest stars,
including everyone from longtime stage stalwarts June Carter and Carl Perkins to country legends Merle Travis and Roy Clark
to seminal Sun rockers Roy Orbison and Jerry Lee Lewis. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Mr. T – “I Told You Hannibal: I Ain’t Gettin’
On No Sleigh!” b/w “Shut Up, You Crazy Yule!” (T-Neck) :: Boy, I wanna tell ya, ain’t
that something? Be
seeing you!
Sat, December 31, 2022 | link
Saturday, December 17, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #866JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #866.605.242! Kristy Lee – Live At The Soul Kitchen (self released) :: All rise! Court is in session!
The honorable Judge Kristy Lee presiding! Wielding an acoustic guitar like a gavel, this rightfully irate woman dispenses
Alabama justice in the form of cautionary tales like the aptly-titled “45” in which an abused woman shoots her
abuser in self-defense with Exhibit A. The female jury in the audience is solidly on Kristy’s side because she’s
got too much soulful personality and heartfelt passion to be held back by the quivering likes of you, you worm, so
stand up and take your medicine like a man. Guilty on all counts! Next case.
Immolate – Ruminate (MVD Audio) :: The album cover outside
shows a skeleton awash in flames while the album music inside shows the vocalist buried alive in dense slabs of Spectorish
sound; a sonic distinction that almost makes this the Exile On Aladdin Sane St. of death metal. Double bonus points
for having a singer who actually sings instead of screams and for having a band that’s smart enough to take
their musical cues from Powerman 5000—not that they’d ever admit it. Elizabeth And The Catapult – The Other
Side Of Zero (Verve Forecast) :: From the label that gave you Billie Holiday comes another woman y’gotta watch
out for, what with her woeful tales of doomed romance like “Go Away My Lover” on which she laments: “Darling
won’t you go? Leave me to my tower, leave me all alone.” But it’s not all Garboesque fun ’n’
games because there’s a dark Lynch-pin supporting these proceedings that’ll make you nervously laugh at her insightful
lyrics and then suddenly think: does she really mean it?
Jonas & The Massive Attraction – Big Slice (self
released) :: Having studied such previous purveyors as Springsteen and Aerosmith, it’s apparent that Jonas & The
Massive Attraction want to prove it all night that they’re the new modern masters of the Power Ballad; an aspiration
which they admirably achieve on three quarters of Big Slice. But since man does not live on ballads alone, I’m
pleased to say that the remainder of the record is a raucous romp of ramped up heavy duty rock ’n’ roll that,
with a little bit of dedication to the cause, could very end up reverberating all the way back to the sonic neighborhood where
Buzz Shearman’s legendary band Moxy used to live—and yes, that’s a challenge. FIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Bryan Ferry –
Olympia (Virgin) :: I was looking through my record collection for some rejects to give away as Christmas presents
when I came across this prime candidate. The come-hither satin sheets cover photo may look like a Roxy Music throwback
but this ballad-bloated album ain’t no Stranded by a Country Life mile. Which only goes to show that
you can lead Bryan Ferry, Eno, Phil Manzanera, Andy Mackay and Chris Spedding back to the fountain of rock, but you can’t
make them drink. Be
seeing you!
Sat, December 17, 2022 | link
Saturday, December 10, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #865JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #865.604.241! SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK – SIDE ONE: Betty Moon – Rollin Revolution (self
released) :: Back in the ’70s my all time fave femme singer was Wendy Herman of Angletrax so you can bet your bottom
dollar that I’m pleased as punch to report that this here Moonage Babedream is a heavy hard rockin’ revolutionary
Hermanesque hellion who’s got a slinky ’n’ sly predatory eye on your danglin’ prize. “I’ve
got skin and know how to use it and I wanna lose it,” she confidently declares on “I’ve Got This”
so who are you to say nay? Bonus points for having the refreshingly good taste to salute her roots by covering Grace
Slick, who was my all time fave femme singer back in the ’60s don’tcha know. Points deducted if she doesn’t
call her next album Moonage Babedream. Robert Plant – Band Of Joy (Rounder) :: Although I may listen to Manic Nirvana
more than any other Plant platter, I know deep down in my heart of hearts that Fate Of Nations is his artistic apex.
Luckily, Band Of Joy happily straddles the sonic fence somewhere between the two in that it’s much less manic
than Manic and far less fateful than Fate. In other words, it’s a relaxed romp that’s part honeydrippin’
desire, part flower power posy, and part tremolo trouble. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK – SIDE TWO: Bachman Turner Overdrive – Bachman &
Turner (Box Of Songs) :: So what if this album is technically credited to “Bachman & Turner”?
I’m never afraid to call a spade a spade, which is why I’m tellin’ ya that this is a BTO album as sure as
the day is long—and the day’ll never end as long as you’ve got this hot wax drippin’ off
your turntable on eternal auto-repeat. But don’t take my word for it: just listen to the infectious “That’s
What It Is” with its thick hunka-chunka power chords and st-st-st-stuttering vocals ’cause in BTOland things ain’t
never gonna change. Led
Zeppelin – A Work In Progress: 15 Camera Mixed Edition – The O2 Arena, London, UK, 10th December
2007 (no label) :: If the heavy bludgeoning sound doesn’t kill you, the band’s preternatural performance
will. You can’t buy it in stores so download it now—and whatever you do, make sure that you get this
two disc edition ’cause it cleans the clock of the officially released Celebration Day. So if you want to hear
the drummer’s spot-on impersonation of the singer wailing “I Can’t Quit You Baby,” this is the place
to be, see? SIZZLING
PLATTER OF THE WEEK – SIDE THREE: Leon Russell & Elton John – The Union (Rocket) :: It’s
always admirable when a legendary rocker gives a helping hand up to another legendary rocker whose star has inexplicably and
unjustly dimmed. Bowie did it for Lou and Iggy when they needed it and now Elton is doing likewise for Leon on this long player
that proves you can go back home again—and for me personally, home is when I first saw them performing
live: Leon in 1971 at O’Keefe Centre and Elton in 1974 at Maple Leaf Gardens. Bet you didn’t think they knew how
to rock ’n’ roll but, back then, they sure as shootin’ did.
I say did because, as is often the case with efforts of this ilk, there are
no real out ’n’ out rockers on The Union; that’s what albums like Leon Live and Rock
Of The Westies are for. Instead, there’s a heartfelt poignancy that’s never wistful because this is one helluva
joyous celebration of two men’s mutual musical respect. You can still pick out Leon’s distinctive piano playing
a country mile away, and if he doesn’t sing in that fever pitch whoa-wailin’ style that he used to do back when
he was filling football stadiums, his voice still has as much soulful resonance as it ever did—especially on
number like the archetypal tune “Hearts Have Turned To Stone,” which sounds like a 1971 outtake from Leon
Russell And The Shelter People during his “Holy Trinity” heyday.
Me, I’m more than happy to have a Leon-Elton-Neil Young duet on “Gone To
Shiloh,” not to mention “Snakey” Jim Keltner on drums; Bernie Taupin on lyrics; Brian Wilson on background
vocals; and T Bone Burnett on guitar and production—not to mention heartfelt liner notes by Elton himself and a painterly
‘old masters’ cover photo by Annie Leibovitz. But most of all, I’m especially happy that in 2010
the world is once again getting to hear a man who was one of my main musical heroes back when there were musical heroes worth
having. Yeah, I miss
Leon, too. Be seeing
you!
Sat, December 10, 2022 | link
Saturday, December 3, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #864JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #864.603.240! KMFDM – “Superpower” (Metropolis) :: What we need is a musical arms race! Chromeo – Business
Casual (Last Gang) :: The gleaming band logo and leggy album cover just reek of the late ’70s and early
’80s when syntho disco ruled the royal roost—and the septum-snortin’ music within follows white suit. If
you’ve ever had an unhealthy hankering to hear Bryan Ferry produced by Giorgio Moroder, then whip out that coke spoon
and dig deep ’cause this album is nothing to sniff at. Ice T – Live In Montreux (MVD Visual) :: Remember when this
guy used to be relevant? Parliament
Funkadelic – Live 1976 (Shout! Factory) :: Proof positive that, back in the ’70s, black folk
dressed up just as silly as white folk did. File under: Space Riot.
Ice T – “Race Riot” (Priority) :: I
do. The Twisters
– Come Out Swingin’ (Northern Blues) :: Twelve rounds of kidney-crushing belts to your flabby midsection
that’ll leave you gasping for air. As your corner man, I advise you to pull a Liston and stay seated on your stool for
the remainder of this jumpin’ jive. Nick Tosches – The Devil And Sonny Liston (Little, Brown) :: The best sports book
ever written by a rock writer, period. Sonny Liston – World Heavyweight Champion (Big Bear) :: Dive, schmive. He’s
on the cover of the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper and he slugs it out with Davy Jones in the Monkees’ Head.
That’s good enough for me, Champ. Tyler Kyte – Talking Pictures (Orange) :: Proficient pop songs performed by a Canadian
who makes present day Burton Cummings sounds like latter day Lemmy Kilmister.
Tantric – Mind Control (Silent Majority Group) :: They
may have a name that sounds like they’re some kinda sexdrone band, but they come across instead as a Mensa version of
Metallideth—which is definitely saying something since both Hetfield and Mustaine are no slouches in the smarts department. Public Enemy – Revolution
Tour: Australia 2003 (MVD Visual) :: Remember when these guys used to be relevant? Miles Davis – That’s What Happened:
Live In Germany 1987 (Eagle Eye) :: How he had the appalling bad taste to think that tripe ballads like “Time After
Time” and “Human Nature” were the modern equivalent of “My Funny Valentine” and “If I
Were A Bell” I’ll never know. Public Enemy – Apocalypse 91: The Enemy Strikes Black (Def Jam) :: I do. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Kevin
Eubanks – Zen Food (Mack Avenue) :: If all you know about Eubanks is his bandleader stint on the Tonight
Show, then prepare to be very pleasantly surprised by this highly intelligent jazz album that starts out sounding like
a cool classic cross between Stanley Clarke’s School Days and Jan Hammer’s Oh Yeah? before it
veers into a vintage Prestige and Verve vein that alternates between being sensually spiritual and so seriously swingin’
with funk as to be borderline heavy. Nine Inch Nails – “Hyperpower!” (Interscope) :: What we need is a musical
arms race! Be seeing
you!
Sat, December 3, 2022 | link
Saturday, November 26, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #863JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT
#863.602.237.38! Nushu
– Hula (self released) :: Nushu is the band name of Hillary Burton and Lisa Mychols, the latter being the ‘primo
pop princess’ responsible for one of my favorite all time brain-invadin’ tunes, the aptly-titled “Out Of
My Mind” which drove me just that. But even I’m sane enough to know that this beach blanket slice o’fun
in the sun has enough chirpy chick vocals and jing-janglin’ guitars to get you offa that thing and dancin’ the
strip-shake before you know it. Chirps up! Chloe Charles – Little Green Bud
(self released EP) :: Evocative soundscapes languidly swirl about like windswept snowflakes. Then Chloe’s magnificent
voice materializes in the middle of your mind with a warming timbre telling warning tales rife with the learned experience
of one who knows. Meanwhile, her acoustic guitar proceeds to gently pluck away at your meager defenses until you finally capitulate.
The Hyena Dog Robbery – The Hyena Dog Robbery (self released) :: Kids, if you’re gonna
steal, make sure that you steal from the best like these sonic satirists do. When they aren’t busy burgling guitar riffs
from “Secret Agent Man” and “James Bond Theme” they’re busy burgling vocals from the Cramps
and My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Now that’s what I call snatchin’ the pooch!
Middle Class Rut – No Name No Color (Bright Antenna) :: Y’never know when something
new’s gonna come rocketing in outta left field to grab you by the ears and shake you wide awake—and you won’t
sleep for days after you hear this relentless amped-up guitar ’n’ drum overdrive onslaught that wittily
welds angst-ridden Trenton Reznor boo-hoo heaviness with angry Peter Townshend screw-you poppiness. Pamela Des Barres – I’m With The Band: Confessions Of A Groupie (Chicago Review
Press) :: She’s my little douche coupe, you don’t know what I caught. Keith Richards – Life (Little, Brown) :: “That’s life.” “What’s life?” “A
book.” “How much does it cost?” “Thirty bucks.” “I only have a dollar.” “That’s
life.” “What’s life?” “A book.” “How much does it cost?” “Thirty bucks.”
“I only have a dollar.” Frank Sinatra – “That’s
Life” (Reprise) :: What’s life? Desi Arnaz – A Book (Buccaneer)
:: Well, that was fun. Bad Books – Bad Books (Razor &
Tie) :: What if the David Bowie who recorded Hunky Dory and the Kevin Ayers who recorded whatevershebringswesing
had teamed up to record a delightfully light album like this intelligent airy offering? Too bad the naïve cover art is
so visually repulsive though. Style, boys. Whatever happened to style? Franklin D. Roosevelt – The New Deal (1933) :: What rock ’n’ roll needs is a Works Progress Administration!
The New Deal – Live: Toronto 7.16.2009 (SCI Fidelity) :: This synth, bass and drums
aggregate is great at cranking out the trippy transcendental trance beats in a way that sounds like an intoxicated unification
of prog rockers FM with trance rockers Tangerine Dream under the amped up aegis of hardhouse rocker Lisa Lashes. Then some
maroon on stage has to break the mood by inanely yelling out: “All right Toronto! Let’s take this one out! C’mon!
Are you with me? Are you with me?” No kid, that’s where you lost me. Next time, keep your mouth shut.
Motionless In White – Creatures (Fearless) :: At first scream, these guys seem to be the
scare apparent to Pantera only a lot more melodic with an upped ante of atmospheric keyboard washes. Maybe they oughtta change
their name to the Ozzy Osmonds. Trent Reznor & Zack de la Rocha - Rage Against
The Pretty Hate Machine (Polemic) :: I wish. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Randy Weston And His African Rhythms Sextet – The Storyteller: Live At Dizzy’s Club Coca-Cola (Motéma) :: Man, if you
think that’s a mouthful to visually digest, then just wait until your ears get hip-addicted to one of the most
slammin’ist live jazz albums to be released in many a moon ’cause this thick smoker sounds as if it came wafting
outta some swingin’ soiree where the ultra suave groove on ultra waves of sound. When ivory-tinkler Weston isn’t smearcasing Keith Jarrett at his
own game on the Latin jazz pioneer tribute “Chano Pozo,” he’s hunkered down and hammering away on “Jus’
Blues” like a seriously schizoid Mike Garson. Then the band comes roaring in straight outta Heavytown like they’ve
been depth charging Dizzy’s “Manteca” for breakfast with a four-sided Miles Dark Magus chaser. And just when you think that your head is gonna explode from this overdose
of sheer aural ecstasy, they lower the pace and let you take five before cranking it up all over again.
That’s slammin’ist. Be
seeing you!
Sat, November 26, 2022 | link
Wednesday, November 23, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN'S ROCK 'N' ROLL PHOTOGRAPHSJEFFREY MORGAN'S ROCK 'N' ROLL PHOTOGRAPHS
While you're visiting, don't forget
to view the dozens of essential selections from my vast archive of hundreds of extremely rare and previously
unseen rock 'n' roll photographs from the 1970s and 1980s--all of which were taken by myself from my front row center
seat at various venerable venues; vintage historical portraits which include the following rock stars caught in their youthful
prime:
David Bowie (1976 Station To Station tour) :: Lou
Reed (1974 Sally Can't Dance tour) :: Iggy Pop (1977 The
Idiot tour) :: Bob Dylan (1978 Street Legaltour) :: George
Harrison (1974 Dark Horse tour) :: Paul McCartney (1976 Wings
Over America tour) :: Pete Townshend (1976 The Who By Numberstour) :: Johnny
Winter (1976 Captured Live! tour) :: Jeff Beck (1975 Blow
By Blow tour) :: KISS (1977 Love Gun tour) :: Alice Cooper (1975 Welcome
To My Nightmare tour) :: Freddie Mercury (1977 News Of The World tour)
:: Amanda Lear (1975 Sweet Revenge tour) :: Rod Stewart (1977 Foot
Loose & Fancy Free tour) :: Mick Jagger (1975 It's Only Rock 'n Roll tour)
:: New York Dolls (1975 Tokyo Dolls Live tour) :: Keith Richards (1975 It's
Only Rock 'n Roll tour) :: Ian Hunter (1989 YUI Orta tour) :: Elton
John (1974 Caribou tour) :: Mick Ronson (1989 YUI Orta tour)
:: Steven Tyler (1977 Draw The Line tour) :: Sparks (1975 Indiscreet tour)
:: James Brown (1986 Gravity tour) :: Miles Davis (1985 You're
Under Arrest tour) :: Roger Daltrey (1976 The Who By Numbers tour)
:: Bruce Springsteen & Clarence Clemons (1975 Born To Run tour)
:: John Entwistle (1976 The Who By Numbers tour) :: Keith Moon (1976 The
Who By Numbers tour) :: The Who(1976 The Who By Numbers tour) :: and more!
Ask any dealer and he'll tell you that the best way to get someone hooked on your product is to give them a free sample,
so here's just a small taste of what's coming your way when you click on the eleven gallery links to your left:
Wed, November 23, 2022 | link
Saturday, November 19, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #862JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #862.601.237! Jay Semko – Jay Semko (Busted Flat) :: Wherein Jay uses his emotive voice to ably
express these eleven country cautionary tales of life’s up and downs. Bonus points for writing the greatest cross-border
breakup song ever, the humorously hurtin’ “Before You Leave Canada.” Freeland – Cope (Marine Parade)
:: The solid song structures of Nine Inch Nails solidly anchored by the squawky bloop ’n’ blorpy synthesizer sounds
of vintage Eno. If you liked the hyperkinetics of Pretty Hate Machine but hated the tepid languor of Another
Day On Earth, then this one’s for you. Paul Oakenfold – Perfecto Vegas (Thrive) :: Lisa Lashes may be the heaviest hardcore
DJ in the world and Jeff Mills may be the most psychotically hypnotic, but this double dose of mellow beats shows you why
Oakenfold is the tranciest tripper of them all. The Jezabels – Dark Storm (self released) :: A good EP will quickly make its mark
and leave you reeling in its wake while a lesser full length album is just trying to get traction—and this EP is better
than just good. From the elegantly beguiling water front cover of a water wading woman to the passionate music and literate
lyrics within, it’ll have you smitten with its heartfelt emotion and strength. Wordier than Patti Smith and whoopier
than Lene Lovich, this is one teaser that has me eagerly anticipating the inevitable long player. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: The Flowers Of Hell
– “O” (Optical Sounds) :: The essence of all criticism can be boiled down to the one line
that stranded spaceman David Bowie says at the end of The Man Who Fell To Earth. Having recorded an album of literally
unearthly sounds that he hopes his wife will hear in outer space when it’s played, a boozed-up Bowie is confronted by
Rip Torn who says that he heard the alien-sounding record and didn’t like it. Bowie’s reply: “I didn’t
make it for you.” Well,
the Flowers Of Hell made this album for me. I’m its target audience and you are too if you’re addicted
to dreamy minimalist drone music as expertly exemplified by such album as: Terry Riley’s Persian Surgery Dervishes;
Eno’s Discreet Music; Gavin Bryars’ The Sinking Of The Titanic; and Tony Conrad’s Outside
The Dream Syndicate, to name only a few of my own personal favorites.
During its languid 45 minute length, “O” will evoke all
of these albums as treated guitars, violin, trumpet, cello, double bass, drums, percussion, flute, chimes, organ, and baritone
sax coalesce to sculpt a seamless sonic soundscape that will transport your mind deep into an inner realm which records rarely
seek to reach these days. And,
in the best value an ambient enthusiast is going to find these days, “O” is issued on a double layer disc whose
flip side DVD includes a 5.1 mix, hour long concert film, plus bonus live performances. Now that’s what I call a sustained release. Be seeing you!
Sat, November 19, 2022 | link
Saturday, November 12, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #861JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #861.600.234! Mudvayne – Mudvayne (Epic) :: Visually, the artwork appears blank unless seen under
a black light. Musically, the disc should’ve been left blank too.
David Lee Roth – “Blacklight” (Wawazat!)
:: You see? Bill Dana
– My Name...José Jiménez (Kapp) :: You see?
JW-Jones – Midnight Memphis Sun (Northern Blues) :: Did
I hear a hint of Pat Boone in JW’s voice on this bloozified country twanger? Lemme go play it again; I’ll be right
back. Pat Boone
– In A Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy (Hip-O) :: I bet Tony Bennett wishes he had Ronnie James Dio
and Ritchie Blackmore sitting in on one of his swingin’ sessions!
JW-Jones – Midnight Memphis Sun (Northern Blues) :: Indeed
I did! Dan Mangan
– Nice, Nice, Very Nice (File Under: Music) :: As nice as this gentle romp is, wouldn’t it be nicer if
Canada’s answer to Kevin Ayers could now find his Canucklehead counterparts to Cale, Nico, and Eno? Kevin Ayers – “Falling In Love
Again” (Island) :: Exactly! Hadouken! – For The Masses (Surface Noise) :: The cover sticker claims that this
one contains “The Prodigy’s energy” but it’s just a monotonous retread of Liam Howlett’s brainchild
without a single shred of originality. Now you know why the band’s name translated into in English means: “Bland
Theft Audio!” Peter
Bjorn – Living Thing (Sony) :: Track one is awash with a pale pallet of minimal synth sounds and handclaps.
Track two introduces the drum machines. Track three, well, you get the idea.
Dusty Rhodes And The River Band – Palace And Stage (Side
One Dummy) :: Don’t let the band name fool you ’cause this ain’t no country hoe-down, it’s an ambitious
aural production that’s reminiscent of ELO-down. Vienna Teng – Inland Territory (Zoë) :: Is this the richly complex imaginary
soundtrack to a silent film or a foreign film? Either way, it’ll provide you with a wealth of mental
images that’ll last a lifetime. Close your eyes and see for yourself.
Charles Mingus – Epitaph (Eagle Eye) :: This two hour
excursion into the depths of tuxedoed symphonic avant jazz is boring to watch but an excellent aural delight if you pass on
the visuals and just play it as an audio disc. Billie Holiday – The Life And Artistry Of Lady Day (MVD Visual) :: Stacked &
Smacked is more like it. The
Lovely Feathers – Fantasy Of The Lot (Sparks) :: Hysterically tinged melodrama that dresses like a
New Wave queen but kicks like a ’80s synthpop mule. Geoff Berner – Klezmer Mongrels (Jericho Beach) :: If you can’t say anything good about a song
called “Half German Girlfriend” with lyrics like: “The Nazi and the Orthodox Jew would both be disgusted
if they knew about the dirty things we do,” then don’t say anything at all. Blue Ash – No More, No Less (Collectors’ Choice) :: This debut album from 1973 interprets the
mid-’60s Who, right down to the guitar and drums, with pop songs that are more tightly focused than most complete Who
albums from that early era, along with a dash of Badfinger thrown in for good measure. Emma-Lee – Never Just A Dream (Special Agent) :: This singing songstress
does it all with a switch-hitting style that runs the gamut from languid piano blues to bouncing bossa nova to jazzy horned-up
swing. She emotes earthily and wails wildly, but can she rock? Batusis – Batusis (Smog Veil) :: Holy misunderstanding! At first I thought this was
some kinda Adam “Batusi” West tribute album! Then I took another look and discovered that it’s a four track
EP by Cheetah “Dead Boy” Chrome and Sylvain “Sylvain” Sylvain that’s gotta lotta grungy guitar!
Holy overdose! Kele
Fleming – World In Reverse (Tin Forest) :: Don’t let the ambiguous name fool ya ’cause
Kele’s a she and she’s got the kind of powerful high ululating voice that, in my world, would be screamin’
out maximum amped rock ’n’ roll just like Grace Slick used to do—so you can imagine just how expressive
and impressive Kele sounds singing her own insightfully sensitive songs from behind an acoustic guitar. The Black Pacific – The Black Pacific
(Side One Dummy) :: I dunno; sounds like a double time thrashmo version of Marilyn Manson, whadda you think? The New Czars – Doomsday
Revolution (Samson) :: Now that the Ramones are ancient history, these wannabe revolutionaries are D-U-M-B enuff to think
that the coast is clear for them to steal the Gabba Four’s patriotic American eagle logo without anyone noticing—which
only proves that they’ve been snorting too much Carbona. At least they have the common decency to record an album of
Steve Miller meets ZZ Top hard-edged power pop puds instead of the expected “1-2-3-4!” knock-offs, but still... SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK:
Kate Reid – I’m Just Warming Up (self released) :: With song titles like “The Only
Dyke At The Open Mic” and “Emergency Dyke Project,” you can probably guess which side of the swingin’
gate country singin’ Kate is straddling. She’s got a brain as big as her heart and a good-natured sense of humor
that’s even bigger. But don’t let her cheerful chirpy voice fool ya ’cause Kate’s nobody’s
fool, nuh uh. That’s why she prefaces each set of lyrics in the booklet with insightful little explanations and relevant
bits of advice like: “In mainstream pop culture, lesbianism is becoming a marketing tool to reach male audiences. Not
good.” Of course Kate’s
right but, what with me bein’ a guy who still harbors eleventh hour Honor Blackman conversion fantasies, I’m not
ashamed in the least to admit that talkin’ tales like “Ex-Junkie Boyfriend” and “Truckdriver”
made me fall head over heels for her. Marlene Dietrich – “Falling In Love Again” (Decca) :: Can’t help
it. Be seeing you!
Sat, November 12, 2022 | link
Saturday, November 5, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #860JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #860.599.233! SIZZLING SOUL PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Phil Collins – Going Back (Atlantic) :: I know
good music when I hear it and on Going Back what I hear is Brother Phil skillfully interpreting a whole funky mess
of Motown classics from “Jimmy Mack” to “Papa Was A Rolling Stone.” It’s a welcome change of pace from the days when a scam artist like Mick Jagger could get away with hacking
out inauthentic rubber soul covers like his mugging versions of “Going To A Go-Go” and “Harlem Shuffle”—and
don’t get me started on that leering violation of “Dancing In The Streets” that he committed with
David Jones. Compared to such base vulgarities, it’s obvious that Brother Phil’s nuanced and righteously respectful
vocals were just made for mature Motown material such as “(Love Is Like A) Heatwave” and the reverse
parenthetical “Uptight (Everything’s Alright).” Granted,
to the untrained ear, some of these inner city songs may sound pretty white. But so is Brother Phil; what can I tell you?
Davy Jones – “Daddy’s Song” (Head)
:: Exactly! The Glass – At Swim Two Birds
(Plant) :: This suavely smooth selection of synth-soaked songs initially evokes dissipated memories of latter day Japan ennui
and Roxy languor before phase shifting into a solid electro barrage of modern day dance beats which sound like any day Telex
whimsy. Bonus points for actually recording a song called “Heavy Disco” in 2010. Telex – “Moskow Diskow” (Virgin) :: Exactly! Katherine Wheatley – Landed (The Hoot Music Company) :: Not since Sparks’ Indiscreet
has there been such an amusing airplane crash album cover—landed, geddit?—but the yucks stop there because
this is one country record that’s no laughing matter. Inspirational verse: “I’m not the murdering kind,
but killing you is on my mind. I’d have made a very fine wife, I’m good and ready to bury this knife.”
Diamanda Galás – “Wild
Women With Steak Knifes” (Mute) :: Exactly! Ariana Gillis
– To Make It Make Sense (self released) :: I’m sure Ariana would never agree that her sensitive socially-conscious
acoustic music is of the neo-psychedelic ilk, but that’s exactly what it is—and to make sense of that,
all y’gotta do is listen to the first track “Blueberry Ocean” and then stick around for such additional
under-the-influence excursions as the Dylanary “Be A Man” and the watery Badalamentistic atmospheric reflections
of “Agent Orange.” Jadea Kelly – Eastbound
Platform (self released) :: Jadea manages to whip up a good head of steam on the opening track “Never Coming Back”
which musically has all the verve ’n’ swerve of—I kid you not—a Zeppelin outtake circa 1969. Then
she regretfully reverts to type by inexplicably settling down for the remainder of the record, thereby derailing the disc
for its duration. Next time around, somebody oughtta tell her to play to her strengths and get the Led out. Heart – Steamboat Annie (Mushroom) :: Not that much
Led. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Marco Benevento –
Between The Needles And Nightfall (Royal Potato Family) :: Aided and more than ably abetted by Reed Mathis on bass
and Andre Barr on percussion, quirky keyboardist Marco serves up eleven excellent eclectically inventive electro acoustic
instrumental essays which evoke aural ambient echoes of earlier like-minded albums, none more so than Paul McCartney’s
McCartney and Nash The Slash’s Bedside Companion. Jeffrey
Morgan – Alliterative Run On Sentences (Media Blackout) :: I am the greatest!
Cassius Clay – I Am The Greatest (Columbia) :: Exactly!
The Cringe – The Cringe (Listen) :: Exceptionally intelligent
power pop that oughtta be spinnin’ on your turntable right now if you’re half as smart as you think you
are. The subtle glam rock underpinnings only reinforce my feeling that this one sounds as if it originally came out on vinyl
in the mid-’70s—and if it had, I woulda worn out my copy in a week. Meatdraw
– fin du monophone (self released) :: Bonus points for coming up with a cool cross of ’80s syntho Europop
that gives lip-service to John Foxx’s Ultravox and hip-service to the aforementioned U.S. Mael’s Sparks. Points
deducted for having an album title that’s not in English. Caracol
– L’arbre Aux Parfums (Gross Maman) :: Doesn’t anyone speak English anymore?
The Stranglers – “Sverige” (EMI Sweden) ::
I guess not. David Lee Roth – “Loco Del Calor!”
(Warner Bros. Spain) :: Okay, you made your point. The Rolling Stones
– “Con Le Mie Lacrime” (Decca Italy) :: Alright, enough already. The Beatles – “Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand” (Parlophone Germany) :: Shut
up! Kraftwerk – “Die Mensch-Maschine”
(Kling Klang) :: Oh, I give up. SIZZLING SUPERSIZED PLATTER OF THE
WEEK: Matt Anderson – Live From The Phoenix Theatre (Busted Flat) :: “What’s all this
about me being the Orson Welles of rock?” Meat Loaf once asked me, after I’d made the not-too-subtle suggestion
to his songwriting foil Jim Steinman that, well, Meat Loaf was the Orson Welles of rock. “The great thing about Orson Welles is the combination of power and brilliance,” said Steinman, which
is exactly how I feel about Matt Anderson’s musical largess—and, as it turns out, so does Mr. Anderson, what with
him singing self-deprecating songs like “One Size Never Fits” and having a website indelicately dubbed “Stubby
Fingers.” Now it’s no secret Matt’s one hell of a barn-burnin’
guitarist, but I gotta tell ya that it’s his bravura vocals that steal the show from start to finish. F’rinstance,
his unearthly wails on “I Play The Fool For You” are so utterly uncanny that he’ll have you giving your
speakers a well-deserved double take. But whether he’s essaying ballads or blues, Matt always sings ’em with a
deep-seated soulfulness and bottomless depth of emotion that’s always backed up by his good-natured personality.
That’s why, just like the man himself, Matt Anderson’s Live From The
Phoenix Theatre is larger than life and even harder to overlook. Now who you gonna believe: me or your own ears?
Stubby Kaye – The Ballad Of Cat Ballou (Capitol) :: Oh,
what an episode! Be seeing you!
Sat, November 5, 2022 | link
Saturday, October 29, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #859JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #859.598.235! Bud Abbott & Lou Costello & Lénore Aubert
– Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (Universal) :: Folks, they just don’t write ’em like this
anymore: LOU: I hurt my poor
little head. BUD: Get up and
go to work! That is, if your head doesn’t bother you too much.
LÉNORE: His head is all right.
BUD: Is it? But is your head all right? LÉNORE: Certainly.
BUD: Frankly, I don’t get it.
LÉNORE: And frankly, you never will.
Edward G. Robinson & Boris Karloff – Five
Star Final (First National) :: In 1931, the same year that Eddie G. made Little Caesar and Boris made Frankenstein,
the two teamed up for this seldom-seen newspaper melodrama that’s worth the price of admission alone just for the scene
in which a cynically bemused Robinson looks up at a ghastly grinning Karloff and says: “You’re the most blasphemous
thing I’ve ever seen. It’s a miracle you’re not struck dead.” Arch Oboler – Drop Dead! An Exercise
In Horror! (Capitol) :: If Arch Oboler is remembered at all these days, it’s as the director of such twonky forays
into 3-D filmmaking as 1952’s Bwana Devil and 1966’s The Bubble. But long before that, beginning
for three years in 1936, Oboler was best known as the writer who shocked audiences from coast to coast with the infamously
eerie Lights Out radio program—and in 1962, Oboler recreated some of his most horrific radio shows for this
album which still horrifies today. Where
else can you hear the sickening sound of a man literally being turned inside out while a hapless witness moans: “...inside
out...a man being turned...inside out...” before suffering the same fate himself. But of all the episodes that
Oboler recreates, none are more legendary than the 1937 tale of a lab-tampered chicken heart that grows exponentially until
it finally consumes the entire world. It’s no laughing matter...or is it? Bill Cosby – “Chicken Heart”
(Warner Bros.) :: You bet it is—and on this twelve and a half minute track from his 1966 album Wonderfulness,
Cos does a literally hysterical take on hearing Oboler’s Lights Out episode as a child, complete with the original
radio show’s archetypical thumpthump sound effect of the tell tale heart. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll
turn...inside out... Nine
Inch Nails – Broken (authorized download) :: After originally circulating for decades as a visually
deficient nth generation VHS bootleg, Trent Reznor finally uploaded this affluently filmed pre-Saw torture porn companion
to NIN’s Broken EP for anyone to download and burn to disc. The killing joke being that, due to the high quality
of the new digital format being so perfectly pristine, it’s the muddy old videotape version that’s now scarier
by default because it literally looks as if it did come straight from a psychopath’s abode. Esa-Pekka Salonen – Bernard Herrmann:
The Film Scores (Sony Classical) :: Decades ago I had an obscure import copy on vinyl of Herrmann conducting his own
score for Hitchcock’s Psycho. I don’t have that album anymore, but this 1996 recording of Salonen conducting
the Los Angeles Philharmonic is such an uncanny note for note recreation that anyone who has Herrmann’s soundtrack memorized
won’t find a single auditory flaw. Plus, Salonen also recreates the soundtracks for Hitch’s North By Northwest,
Vertigo, Marnie, Torn Curtain, and The Man Who Knew Too Much as well as Herrmann’s
cruisin’ for a bruisin’ “Night-Piece For Orchestra” score for Scorsese’s Taxi Driver. Kenneth Alwyn – The
Franz Waxman Score: The Bride Of Frankenstein (Silva Screen) :: And if you’re hooked on hearing classic Universal
Monster movie soundtracks, then look no further than this 1993 recording of the Westminster Philharmonic Orchestra recreating
Waxman’s classic score. You can argue until you turn blue about which of Whale’s two Frankenstein films were the
best, but if there’s a general consensus that it’s the second, then you can bet that Waxman’s music had
a lot to do with it—and if you don’t believe me, just read the liner notes to see what Whale himself told Waxman’s
son John in 1957. William
T. Stromberg – The Monster Music Of Hans J. Salter & Frank Skinner (Marco Polo) :: Wherein arranger
John Morgan digs deep into the Universal Studios Music Department archives and comes up with the original sheet music for
The Wolf Man, Son Of Frankenstein, and The Invisible Man Returns, plus rare unused cues. The result, thanks
to Stromberg conducting the Moscow Symphony Orchestra, is another album of excellent audio recreations. So excellent, in fact,
that the original “Universal Signature” logo themes are faithfully reproduced for each film, varying in composition
and length between fourteen and seventeen seconds. Now that’s accuracy above and beyond the call of duty. Basil Gogos – Famous
Monster Movie Art Of Basil Gogos (Vanguard Productions) :: Gogos was the greatest living monster movie painter
and this colorful comprehensive book shows you how he single-handedly redefined the entire genre, from FJA’s Famous
Monsters to Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Deluxe. Add in dozens of rare pencil illustrations and vintage magazine
pieces and you’ve got one of the greatest graphic art volumes extant!
SCARY PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Boris Karloff – An Evening With
Boris Karloff And His Friends (Decca) :: Back in the day when there was no home video, the only way you could get to
watch an old Universal monster movie was on television during the late show, where it was listed as a “melodrama”
in TV Guide. Or, you could put on this 1967 Forrest J Ackerman-produced platter and let Uncle Boris walk you through
audio clips from Frankenstein, Bride Of Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man, and others. But what makes this disc worth hearing is Karloff’s good-natured
animated delivery of Forrey’s script, as when he follows up Bramwell Fletcher’s mad cackle in The Mummy
that “He went for a little walk!” by sonorously intoning: “Yes, I went for a little walk—and
in that year and in years soon after in The Old Dark House, The Back Cat, and The Raven, I went for other
little walks that somehow always panicked people. And then, in 1935, I met...” Well, go hear it for yourself—that is, if you can dig
up a copy... Be
spooking you!
Sat, October 29, 2022 | link
Saturday, October 22, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #858JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #858.597.232! Mike Evin – Good Watermelon (Just Friends) :: Just like the first song “Great
Pop Song” shows, Mike Evin plays tribute to the tinny transistor radio tradition of Top Ten bliss. Powered by a jing-janglin’
piano, happy hippie handclaps and chirpy chick backing vocals, the resultant pseudo-Gospel proceedings are both exhilarating
and exalted in a charmingly naïve way not heard since early Runt-era Rundgren. Go ahead. Ignore him. Kelly Joe Phelps – Western Bell
(Black Hen) :: He’s got a name like an old jazzbo stringer and a mug like an old Waitesbo singer but inside the sleeve
this acoustic guitar slinger has woven a thoughtful instrumental album.
Leeroy Stagger – Everything Is Real (Boompa) :: The cover
sticker says “the title track is (sic) rollicking 3 minute classic reminiscent of late 70’s New York punk”
but that’s a (very sic) rollicking three line lie written by some promo bumpkin who’s obviously too young to have
lived through late ’70s New York punk to know what they’re talking about—which does a disservice to Stagger
Lee’s latest album of pop country tunes. Trust me: if this sounded anything even remotely like Unca Lou or
David Jo, I’d know. Howling
Bells – Radio Wars (Nettwerk) :: England’s long-lost missing link between Juju and
A Kiss In The Dreamhouse. Really. Anti-Flag – The People Or The Gun (Side One Dummy) :: This anti-Obama album reflects
a refreshing return to their raucous roots. A portion of the sales will be donated to Amnesty International but don’t
let that socialist sop stop you from counting up this spare Clashian change that you can really believe in. What’s
that you say? They’re not anti-Obama? They just rage against the machine that pulled his puppet strings? Uh
huh. Danko Jones
– This Is Danko Jones (Aquarius) :: He walks into the room with a record in his hand. He plays it on the turntable
and you ask: “Who is that man?” I’m here to tell ya so you’ll understand: this is one Mr. Jones who
knows what’s happenin’ baby—and this fifteen track, thirteen-year spannin’ compilation of hellacious
hard rock ’n’ roll will have your bouncin’ brainpan borin’ huge holes in your noggin! Ministry – Adios…
(13th Planet) :: This political polemic is about as humorously heavy as heavy humor gets these days and it’s a fitting
epitaph for one of rock’s more rebellious rabble-rousers. Points deducted for (1) partially lifting the record title
from the last Ramones studio album; and (2) not including “Jesus Built My Hot Rod” so that they could cleverly
call this live set: Let’s Hit The $#!%in’ Road.
Tipper Gore – PMRC (Parential Warning) :: Sorry. The End Is Not The End
– House Of Heroes (Gotee) :: And, in the end, they’re being compared to The Beatles but using a Rigbyish
string section doesn’t even make them a not so Badfinger. Points deducted for still putting a hidden “bonus track”
on an album—and who started that stupid trend, anyway?
The Beatles – “Her Majesty” (Apple) :: Ooops. SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK Watermelon
Slim – Escape From The Chicken Coop (Northern Blues) :: The back cover shows a big rig’s rear
with a bumper sticker that reads “HOW’S MY SLIDE PLAYING? 1-866-540-0003” so I’m here to stick my
finger in the hole and dial up an endorsement that this is Slim’s best record yet—and if the title “Gone
Dead Train” means anything to you, then you’ll dig where he’s headed. Bonus points for slingin’ a
hot hash duet with Jenny Littleton. Big Black – “The Power Of Independent Trucking” (Touch And Go) :: A chicken
in every port. Be seeing
you!
Sat, October 22, 2022 | link
Saturday, October 15, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #857JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #857.596.231! David Lanz – Liverpool: Re-imagining The Beatles (Moon Boy) :: Shrewdly eschewing
the cloying saccharine sentimentality that mars most Beatle tribute records, pianist Lanz and his band exhibit a thoughtful
jazz-tinged sensibility that sees original melodies tastefully blended into lush new realms of atmospheric sound such as “Because
I’m Only Sleeping” and “Rain Eight Days A Week.” Add on a couple of sublime Fab-inspired originals
and you’ve got an exceptional album the likes of which either Creed Taylor or Manfred Eicher would’ve been proud
to have released during their CTI and ECM heydays. Fred
– Go God Go (Sparks) :: What if George Harrison’s Beatles had been an ’80s pop band instead of
a ’60s pop band? Yakuza
– Of Seismic Consequence (Profound Lore) :: If you’re looking for a one way doom ’n’ gloom
excursion that’ll leave you stranded out where the busses don’t run, then this is the prog metal album for you.
It surprisingly surpasses all aural expectations by fusing ominous ambient atmospherics with mournful midnight mass saxophones
and bone powdering guitar. Season with echoing vocals that evoke the best of Kyuss’ John Garcia and the Obsessed’s
“Wino” Weinrich and you’ve got a recipe for disaster—literally. Please, sir, I want some more. Matt And Kim – Grand (Red
Ink) :: What if John Catto’s Diodes had been an ’80s synth art rock band instead of a ’70s punk art rock
band? Dance Party – Touch (Hell Ya!) :: It
sure didn’t take me long to realize that this is a hip hybrid of The Time’s frail-chasin’ masculinity and
the Rolling Stones free-basin’ femininity back when they were going through their pansy sailor suit and trawled on makeup
phase—or am I thinkin’ of the New York Dolls after they went Commie? Either way, this outrageous oral extravaganza
is a smart ’n’ sassy synth-soaked power pop pastiche of disco-dancin’ pud-poppin’ bathroom bliss. Sevendust – Cold
Day Memory (Asylum) :: Melodic melodies and three part harmonies inharmoniously merge with malodorous Drano-drinkin’
vocals. File under: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Kilmister. Great Lake Swimmers – Lost Channels (Weewerk) :: According to the front cover promo
sticker, Mojo mag says this is “Ambient Zen Americana” but that’s an ignorant lie by a rag that reviews
too many records for its own good. I know ambient when I hear it and this ain’t it unless you consider folk songs sung
by a Neil Young impersonator Music For Fairports. Maria Taylor – Lady Luck (Nettwerk) :: Maybe I’m dreaming, but on tracks like
“It’s Time” and “A Chance” she sounds like a female Eno doing her own airy side two of Before
And After Science. Then again, maybe I gotta lay off them pickles and ice cream before I go to bed. The United Steel Workers Of Montreal – Tree
On The Tree (Weewerk) :: They’ve got the greatest band name since the Reverb Mofos and they’ve got the greatest
album cover since Jeff Beck’s Guitar Shop. Then how to explain that, instead of muslin-bleachin’ metal,
I get wonky banjo-pickin’ shades of Boiled In Lead? Beats me, but I like it. Kleerup – Kleerup (Astralwerks) :: Synthesizers! Sequencers! Drone! Need I say more?
More! Brent Randall
And Those Magnificent Pinecones – We Were Strangers In Paddington Green (Endearing) :: If Gilbert
O’Sullivan and Julee Cruise had formed the Asylum Choir instead of Leon Russell and Marc Benno, this might have been
the ’luded result. The
Hundred And Thousands – The Hundred And Thousands (Nettwerk) :: Sounding like Midge Ure’s Ultravox
with a Cheap Trick chaser, this might be the ultimate apex of ’80s Euro synthopop. Tin Star Orphans – Yonder (Sparks)
:: Unlike a double D divorcee with too much hooch under her heaving halter-top, this one takes a while to get going. But when
it does, it quickly unleashes a sensuous six minute violin-laden instrumental that quickly kicks into shorter schizo songs
with gnarly Aqualung vocals which are loaded with personality—and I’m all about personality. Barzin – Notes
To An Absent Lover (Monotreme) :: Sensitive soft-spoken songs about lost love and broken hearts that taps into a sliced
open Bryan Ferry vein. SIZZLING
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Romi Mayes – Achin In Yer Bones (self released) :: Many moons ago I lauded this
hot hellcat for her last release Sweet Somethin’ Special. Well, she’s back with yet another set of electrified
countrified cautionary tales told from a small town woman’s view. Only this time she seems be in a lot lighter mood,
which is even better—but don’t let your guard down ’cause this is one dangerous dame. Be seeing you!
Sat, October 15, 2022 | link
Saturday, October 8, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #856JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #856.595.230! Dweezil Zappa – Return Of The Son Of... (Razor & Tie) :: Brown singers don’t
make it. Lorrie Matheson –
In Vein (I Can’t Read What The Name Of The Record Label Is Because The Logo Is Printed In Glossy Black Enamel
Against An Equally Black Matte Finish) :: Look, I’m all for artsy black on black Warholian art direction but not when
form impedes function, alright? That said, this is a folksy pop album with rusted edges of insanity that some blind folks
might like—but if you can’t read any of the lyrics or album credits, who will love this lad’s In Vein?
Johnny Foreigner – Waited Up
Til It Was Light (Nettwerk) :: What we got here is some erratic experimental pop music the likes of which used to be
regularly served up by Stiff and Island. It’s Jam packed to overflowing with noisy unbridled enthusiasm and joyous burbling
Vibrators spunk. Male and female vocals collide as if they were yanked from an Orson Welles optical soundtrack and guitars
wail with a frenzied out of control Buzzcocks aesthetic. In fact, I haven’t heard such a bracing barrage since Robin
Scott’s M. Or is that Howard Devoto’s Magazine? SIZZLIN’ PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Tim Hus – Hockeytown (Stony Plain) :: It’s
that time of year when I start to get a-thinkin’ about my annual Top Ten list and this joyous upbeat country celebration
of what it means to be a prairie-bred Canadian is already on it, the only question bein’ how high a rankin’ it’ll
receive by the end of the year. Y’see,
I spent several of my teenage summers livin’ on a farm in Prince Albert and some of my adult years residin’ in
Saskatoon, so I can testify to the veracity of such Saskatchewan songs as the two-fisted “Saskatchewan Son-Of-A-Gun”
and the culinary-berry “Talkin’ Saskatoon Blues.” But don’t you go thinkin’ that this is some
kinda concept album about the land that Dief The Chief made famous ’cause it ain’t. Tim rambles from coast to coast to coast on numbers like the rail-rumblin’
“Canadian Pacific,” the molten-hammerin’ “Hamilton Steel,” the fish-flounderin’ “North
Atlantic Trawler” and the patriotic title track which comes complete with no less a Canadian icon than Foster “He
shoots! He scores!” Hewitt callin’ the play-by-play. “Hockeytown” is poised to become the
new unifyin’ Canadian national anthem, so you can forget all about them playin’ “O Canada” at the
next puck drop—and I’ve attended three Stanley Cup parades in Toronto so I should know. There’s no mistakin’ that Tim is the heir—and
boy is it ever apparent—to the wood-splinterin’ cowboy singin’ legacy of the legendary Stompin’ Tom
Connors. But don’t take my word for it, just ask Stompin’ Tom yourself the next time you see him and
Tim Hus sharin’ a stage. And after you
hear Hockeytown you’ll know why this is one of the best albums of the year—and Howe! Be seein’ you!
Sat, October 8, 2022 | link
Saturday, October 1, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #855JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #855.594.228! Black Stone Cherry – Folklore And Superstition (Roadrunner) :: Wherein one of the
best hard rock bands in America blends the best of Aerosmith and Alice in one timpani shredding session. Anemo – Stentorian (City Canyons)
:: They’ve got the same pop vocal stylings and 4/4 backbeat of Eurythmics with a heapin’ helpin’ of hard
rockin’ Heart. That I didn’t clue in to this initially means that they’ve got their own thing goin’
on too. Bob Dylan
– Both Ends Of The Rainbow (MVD Visual) :: Wherein the usual bunch of windbag wankers expound on Bob’s
born again phase—as if the actual records themselves weren’t good enough. The Dirty Heads – Any Port In A Storm
(Universal) :: These four white guys do echoed dub like it genetically runs through their veins—and who knows, maybe
it does. Rick Wakeman
– Rick Wakeman’s Grumpy Old Picture Show (MVD Visual) :: Wherein prog rock’s greatest keyboardist
hangs up his cape to try his hand at biographical multi-media stand up comedy—but don’t laugh ’cause he
actually manages to pull it off thanks to his prattle-punctuatin’ piano passages. Mark Berube & The Patriotic Few – What
The Boat Gave The River (KBM) :: I dunno if Mark Berube ever heard Marc Benno’s Asylum Choir work, but this one
sure sounds like he did, right down to the mix’s schizoid stereo separation.
One Second 2 Late – World Time Bomb (Red Ink) :: Wherein
one of the best hard rock bands in Canada blends the best of old Korn and new Korn in one bagpipe shedding session. SIZZLING TV SHOW OF THE WEEK: Jefferson
Airplane – Go Ride The Music (Eagle Vision) :: This live in the studio session originally ran on NET’s
Fanfare program back in 1969 and contains seven full-length songs from the Volunteers era, including a slow
vamp on their then-current single “Mexico” as well as the elusive “Emergency” which was never waxed
but remained a live staple—plus an extended barn-burning throwdown on “Volunteers” itself. Points deducted
for Jorma’s ever-present swastika pendant. What a maroon.
Be seeing you!
Sat, October 1, 2022 | link
Saturday, September 24, 2022
JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #854JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #854.593.227! Comic Book Heroes – Take A Seat
(self released) :: I was gonna say something suitably snide like: “If real superheroes were as lame as these
four Supersnipes, the world would be run by supervillains.” But it turns out I’m only half wrong because, just
like the Hawk, they got enough Whoish power chord trappings to wake me up. Unfortunately, just like the Dove, they also got
enough Hagarish power ballad trimmings to snooze me down. North Side Kings – Suburban Royalty (I Scream) :: These screamos write liner notes
that brag: “This is the song Ice-T wishes he wrote in place of ‘New Jack Hustler’.” Yeah, right. Ice-T – Home
Invasion (Rhyme Syndicate) :: And this is the album the North Side Kings wish they’d made in place of Suburban
Royalty. Yeah, right on. Fear
Nuttin Band – Yardcore (Bodog) :: Jahve nuttin d’feah bwah dis Korny wrekord widjil leeve fuh
evva indie infuhmmy, mon. The
Notwist – The Devil, You & Me (Domino) :: Love their way, they’re the new Psychedelic Furs! Bad Luck Charms –
Bad Luck Charms (I Scream) :: I scream, you scream, we all scream for this slovenly hard rock cross between the New
York Dolls and Wild Man Fischer. Keaton
Simons – Can You Hear Me (CBS) :: You’re breaking up.
Neil Sedaka – Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Rocket) :: Can
you hear me now? Your
Vegas – A Town And Two Cities (Universal Republic) :: It was the best of Hall & Oates, it was
the worst of U2. PSEUDO-SIZZLING
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: John Oates – 100 Miles Of Life (Phunk Shui) :: Strangely believe it, this one
sounds a whole lot like DaBo’s Young Americans, which ain’t no insult by a long shot when you consider
that it’s got a similar trifecta of breathy pseudo-soul lead vocals, smooth pseudo-soul background vocals, and slinky
pseudo-soul strings—the only difference being that the erstwhile Mr. Jones never slipped into gritty pseudo-stud David
Lee Roth vocal mode from time to time like pseudo-soul Oates does here.
Be seeing you!
Sat, September 24, 2022 | link
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