Saturday, February 15, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #718
Sat, February 15, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #718.445.49!
Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin
(Atlantic) :: If he keeps on strainin’ the larynx gonna break.
– The Luxury Of Time (Gigantic Music) :: Steve McQueen is their hero, which explains why Virgil Hilts might’ve
gotten over that second barbed wire barrier had he been listening to “Green Eyes” at the time.
– Wanderlust (Round Rock) :: And if he’d been listening to this slammin’
Sammy slice of Hagarock, the Cooler King could’ve dug all three tunnels by himself.
Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin II (Atlantic) :: If he keeps on strainin’ the larynx gonna
Paul Brickhill – The Great Escape (Faber and Faber) :: If all
you know is the movie, then you only know part of the story, because Brickhill’s account is a premier page turner.
Winchell (R.I.P.) :: Tigger? I remember him as the ventriloquist straight man to Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead.
But it doesn’t matter what he’s remembered for, as long as he’s remembered.
Plant – Mighty Rearranger (Sanctuary) :: When the larynx breaks, mama, he got to croon.
SERIES OF THE WEEK: Airwolf – Season One (Universal Home Video DVD) :: If you missed
this Blue Thunder superchopper knock-off when it first aired a few decades back, now’s your chance to atone
for your grievous sin of omission by buying this two-disc set. Not only does Jan Michael Vincent beat Roy Schneider at his
own ace stealth pilot game, there’s the extra bonus of getting to watch co-star Ernest “McHale” Borgnine
cranked up and kvetching in his best Escape From New York “Cabbie” comedy relief mode.
Saturday, February 8, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #717
Sat, February 8, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #717.444.47!
Bobby Love – Rare Herbs
(Funky Delicacies) :: The freakalicious flute king of New Orleans funk is back on track to cream the scene clean with this
musky collection of vintage tracks from 1974 that’ll have your gal dropping down to play one too.
Of London – Towers Of London (TVT) :: Memo to publicity: The next time you mail out a
press package, remember to put a copy of the record in the envelope. No wonder Reznor left.
– Discovering The Waterfront (Victory) :: “My Heroine.” Worst drug song ever.
McKeown – We Will Become Like Birds (Nettwerk) :: There’s a gag here somewhere
about one in the hand or two in the bush, but I’ll be gosh darned if I can find it.
Weapons – Free In The Streets (Defend) :: Synthesized grandeur with a bombastic basting,
this would be the result if INXS hired Jim Morrison.
– You Are Too Much For The Human Heart (Soul Tay Shus) :: If you’d like to hear one of the most stirring
voices in the history of soul, then pick up this exemplary testimonial that was recorded between 1961 and 1970.
Lewis – Jerry Lewis Sings! (Decca) :: Schlock-a-bye your baby.
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Wolf Parade – Wolf Parade (Sub Pop) :: “Shine A Light”
lifts its title from Exile On Main St. and its opening riff from “Get Back.” Then Sam Kinison joins Pere
Ubu for a vocal rave-up on “You Are a Runner And I Am My Father’s Son.” But the kicker is “Disco Sheets,”
which is about as close to a Number One In Heaven outtake as you’re likely to get at this late date.
Saturday, February 1, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #716
Sat, February 1, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #716.443.46!
The Amino Acids – Destroy The
Warming Sun! (Bowlophonic) :: And you thought Apple was a stupid name for a record label.
Ribeye Brothers – Bar Ballads And Cautionary Tales (Times Beach) :: They pump a hot Farfisa
and aren’t afraid to quote Roberto Duran screaming “No mas! No mas!” This just might be the boozy band Jim
Morrison would’ve formed had he gotten out of that tub in Paris.
– Building The Bass Castle, Volume 1 (Flameshovel) :: Spastic and sporadic retarded guitar instrumentals that
are fretfully confused and prone to wandering.
Demander – Demander (Triplicate)
:: Now here’s an album that just reeks of strident fem attitude—which I guess is to be expected given that some
of the band members have played in the company of Nancy Sinatra. But don’t be misled because their punky pop boots are
made for stalkin’ and one of these days, well, you know.
High On Fire
– Blessed Black Wings (Relapse) :: As you might hope, producer Steve “Skinng” Albini gets a ferocious
sound out of these guys. Then the guitarist, who can’t sing a note to save his life, has to go and ruin everything by
opening his mouth.
Motörhead – Orgasmatron (GWR) :: Not that
I have anything against guys who can’t sing opening their mouths, mind you.
Xiu – Sings The Cole Porter Songbook (5RC) :: Then again...
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: The Aminio Acids – Destroy The Warming Sun! (Bowlophonic) :: Stop
me if you’ve heard this one before, but this “Telstar” meets “Out of Limits” sonic sliver fuses
a holy-cow campabilly cornball aesthetic with a lowbrow thrashabilly scrounge mentality. It’s got a bleat, you can sheep
to it; I give it a Sven.
Be shearing you!
Saturday, January 25, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #715
Sat, January 25, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #715.440.43!
– Jackpot! (Tomorrow) :: Purists may decry the primitive Bill Haley commerciality of songs like “Rock,
Boogie, Shout” but Buck’s turgid, son, which is why this just might be the biggest-selling record of his career.
Embrace – Out Of Nothing (Lava)
:: Power balladry at its best, even if their enveloping anthems do sound a bit too U2 for my liking.
Situation Nowhere – One Of The Loudest
Tragedies Ever Heard (Wedgie) :: Their wonky inflective singer sounds just like Pee-Wee Herman, but the playhouse pudknocker
never had a butane-burning band like this rocking out behind him.
Icky Boyfriends – A Love Obscene (Menlo Park) :: Talent is an
asset and these retards don’t have it.
Arcade – The Art Of Blacking Out (OTR) :: Yet another poky record from five slackids
too lazy to spell-check their inane lyrics.
Kids Scaring Kids – The City Sleeps In Flames (Immortal) :: The singer’s vox sounds
a little like John Foxx so why does he insist on screaming?
Kazzer – Broke (Linus) :: When a “marshal arts champion”
makes a rap record, I expect to hear the aural equivalent of lean, mean Ken Shamrock, not gabby flabby Chris Tucker.
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Chris Beard –
Live Wire (Northern Blues) :: Now here’s one Chris who ain’t tuckered out, not by a long shot. Taped
on stage in Michigan and Chicago and in the studio in New York, guitarist CB gets hot on the sizzlin’ JB funkified sax
’n’ organ good foot with an added dose of primo Prince percolation tossed in for bad bluesy measure.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, January 18, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #714
Sat, January 18, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #714.439.42!
– Undoing Ruin (Victory) :: It’s always darkest before the yawn.
Catlow – Kiss The World (Boompa) :: Chandler’s restless
lunatic daughter from The Big Sleep records a chirpy album of perky power pop rubber-room refrains.
Kid Icarus – The Metal West
(Summersteps) :: Track one has a jing-janglin’ juju stutter-step. Then they vary the menu with a buffet of smart ’60s
stylings that range from acoustics and harp to rude unruly fuzztone.
Led Zeppelin – Presence (Swan Song) :: It’s easy to forget
how unrelentingly brutal these four guys could be when they were really angry. Bonus points for singing with a broken leg.
Ringo Starr – Choose Love (KOCH)
:: Hey, if half of your old band was gone, you’d start singing heartfelt spiritual songs like “Oh
My Lord” too.
& Roger Daltry – Who’s Left (Decca) :: Then again, maybe you wouldn’t.
The Moggs – The White Belt Is Not
Enough (Absolutely Kosher) :: He’s a git picker. She’s a skin whacker. Together they beat the Kills at their
own minimalist game.
– The Fury Of Our Maker’s Hand (Roadrunner) :: Where have you gone, Phil Anselmo? A nation turns its
bleeding ears to you.
– To Be The Man (WWE Books) :: Woo! Woo! Woo!
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Jennifer Foster – Fit For Mars (Kanada
Kid) :: Jen has the vivacious looks, the vocal hooks, and an engaging witty songwriting style that’ll playfully sucker-punch
you when you least expect it and have you down on the floor looking up with a new-found respect before you even know what
hit you. You can trust me when I tell you she’s that good.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, January 11, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #713
Sat, January 11, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #713.438.41!
Daphne Loves Derby
– On The Strength Of All Convinced (Outlook) :: Tie your brother down! Freddie Mercury joins Wings!
Kraftwerk – Minimum-Maximum
(EMI) :: What’s the speed limit on Information Highway 69? Clickety-split.
The Hurt Process – A Heartbeat Behind (Victory) :: Are you ready
for the CSNY of screamo? Me neither.
Pages – Creatures Of The Earth (Unsound) :: Heads they’re an electric Kingston
Trio, tails they’re a folkie Velvet Underground.
– Creatures Of The Street (Elektra) :: Even at his summer-camp swishiest he’s still heavier than Xiu
“Yoo Hoo” Xiu.
– Sybris (Flameshovel) :: Take a banana peel and throw it down the stairs! Siouxsie Sioux joins the Velvets!
The Evil Queens – First It Boils,
Then It Spills (Addison) :: Finally it hardens into this hot steamin’ slab of heavy molten rock.
Pointed Sticks – Perfect Youth
(Sudden Death) :: Whatever you do, make sure you don’t overlook this excellent reissue of infectious good-time new-wave
power pop from 1980.
Twelve Looks Like You – nuclear. sad. nuclear. (Eyeball) :: I’m not ready for flamenco
Blood Inside (Jester) :: She’s giving me bad vibrations! Diamanda Galás joins the Beach Boys!
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Odiorne –
Heavy Wish (File 13) :: This echoing pop album begins by using the watery tremulous horns from “It’s
Only A Northern Song” and concludes by being the orchestral trance record that Yellow Submarine should’ve
Be seeing you!
Saturday, January 4, 2020
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #712
Sat, January 4, 2020 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #712.436.38!
Xiu Xiu –
La Forêt (5RC) :: Proof positive that you can suck and blow at the same time.
Ron Spencer & Jumpstart – Livin’
Low (Blue Wave) :: Not only is Ron no slouch in the jumpin’ jive guitar department, you’ll also dig that
he has the late lamented septuagenarian father of rock ’n’ roll Jimmy “The Houserocker” Cavallo guesting
on vocals and sax.
Some Girls –
The DNA Will Have It’s Say (Three.One.G) :: Funny how they can spell “Nazi” but not “its.”
The Knitters – The Modern Sound Of
The Knitters (ZOË) :: This oughtta be the twangabilly sound track to Tarantino’s next movie.
Ambry – Holding On By The Blindfolds
We Hide Behind (Death Scene) :: Well, there goes my word count.
Clumsy Lovers – Smart Kid (Nettwerk) :: It figures that Canada’s
answer to Boiled in Lead would record an instrumental ditty called “Cock Of The North.”
SIZZLING PARODY OF THE WEEK: John Cena –
Bad, Bad Man (WWE) :: Don’t laugh because what started out as a pathetic Marky Mark goof has now evolved to
the point where Cena can star in a note-perfect A-Team video satire and nail George “Hannibal” Peppard’s
trademarked mannerisms right down to the old carpetbagger’s megawatt grin. I love it when an MB comes together.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, December 28, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #711
Sat, December 28, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #711.435.37!
I Hate Sally
– The Plague (db) :: Will they be upset that I call them a thermosonic cross between Pantera and Cradle Of
Filth? Not if they’re smart, they won’t.
– Black Forest (Sub Pop) :: Q: Are they not Devo Cramps B-52’s? A: They are Devo Cramps B-52s!
Antigone Rising – From The Ground
Up (Lava) :: With their big brains and vivacious voices, these five bodacious babes are the MENSA version of female acoustic
Someplace Closer To Here (FourFiveSix) :: The insight and power of Nirvana without any of the bitter bile. Where
dreamy techno ambience meets the heart and soul of rock ’n’ roll.
Mahi Mahi – Remove Your Body (Corleone) :: Yet another Telex-worshipping
duo with absolutely no songwriting ability is caught raw-handed doing the bedroom synthesizer wank. Kids, squeezing out runny
dribbles of disco bleeps and blorps will only make you go deaf.
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Frausdots – Couture, Couture, Couture
(Sub Pop) :: Brent “I don’t feel cool, just a little bit cold” Rademaker suits up like Bowie on the back
of Pinups and then proceeds to follow through on that sly nod by recording an album that’s the best glam rock record
since the Everyothers’ dynamic debut.
Saturday, December 21, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #710
Sat, December 21, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #710.657.295.347.399.554!
This is Bob “Media Blackout” Hope coming to you live from the Big Room upstairs where I’m filling
in for Jeffrey Morgan, who’s away this week celebrating Christmas by listening to some of the latest rice-paddy platters
in Da Nang Trong province. You know what ‘Da Nang Trong’ means, don’t you? That’s Vietnamese for “Exit
strategy? We don’t need no stinking exit strategy.”
but I’m really thrilled to be here on the road to ruin, as my good friend Joey Ramone would say. In fact, all of the
Ramones are up here, although it took them a while to clear customs. They were forty pounds overweight, and that was just
their hair. Yeah, and I hear Joey’s going to record a new Christmas song with Bing Crosby as soon as the old groaner
recovers from that “Little Drummer Boy” duet he did with new arrival David Bowie 41 years ago. Just wait until
he finds out that Joey’s been taking sarong lessons from Dorothy Lamour. Isn’t that wild?
Hey, how about a few reviews!
John Lennon – “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” (Apple) ::
– We Wish You A Metal Xmas And A Headbanging New Year (Armory) :: Look, even I can only take so much
of Bing singing “White Christmas” before I get a hardcore hankerin’ to dreck the halls with gobs of metal.
That’s why I’ve been listening nonstop to this twelve track compilation of carols, which features everyone from
Lemmy to Alice to Dio. I’ll be deaf for Christmas, if only in my screams.
Christina – “Things Fall Apart” (ZE) :: I thought
Britney Smears was a basket case until I heard this record. It originally escaped back in 1981 on A Christmas Record
and it’s still the most mentally disturbed Noël number ever released. And that includes Jerry Colonna’s
rendition of Johnny Bower’s “Honky The Christmas Goose.”
Rhonda Silver – “Chri$tma$ On Credit” (Silver Shadow)
:: You can forget all about Eartha Kitt mewing out the high-priced “Santa Baby” for the umpteenth year in a row
because this is the new torch song for today’s troubled times. You’ll sign up for a government bailout
when you hear sultry songstress Silver croon: “You know that Santa’s got the blues ’cause he ain’t
got no green. Looks like Mrs. Claus has picked his pockets clean!” In other words: Cash is king.
Johnny Cash – The Johnny Cash Christmas
Specials: 1976-1979 (Shout! Factory) :: Hey, and what better way to celebrate the season than by watching this four disc
box set containing the Man In Black’s holiday television specials. Cash doing Christmas would be reason enough to watch
at any time, but what really makes this a seasonal must see is the truly eclectic line up of guest stars, including
everyone from longtime stage stalwarts June Carter and Carl Perkins to country legends Merle Travis and Roy Clark to seminal
Sun rockers Roy Orbison and Jerry Lee Lewis.
Beatles – Christmas Time Is Here Again! (Fan Club Flexi-Disc) :: Hippies.
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Mr. T –
“I Told You Hannibal: I Ain’t Gettin’ On No Sleigh!” b/w “Shut Up, You Crazy Yule!”
(T-Neck) :: Boy, I wanna tell ya, ain’t that something?
Be seeing you!
Saturday, December 14, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #709
Sat, December 14, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #709.434.36!
Band Girls Money (TVT) :: Led Zeppelin and Cheap Trick (“Everybody’s Fault But Mine”) meet Rockpile
and Mott The Hoople (“Superdeformed”) in a fatal four-way! King, this one promises to be a hellacious slobber
knocker, and it’s next!
Desman – Back For More (Sony/BMG) :: Barry Whiteboy looks like Travis Bickle and sounds
like Michael Jacksoff. You were waiting for that, weren’t you?
Ninja Gun – Smooth Transitions (Barracuda Sound) :: Clever countrified
rock at its finest. I laugh every time I hear guitarist Jonathan Coody’s droll delivery when he laments: “My brother’s
pushin’ 30 now and I’m at 25. He’s making smooth transitions meanwhile I barely survive.” So will
– Cloak Of Love (Crucial Blast) :: Five tracks of speedo shred-metal alternate with pastoral passages in 12:46,
which is four tracks and 9:41 too long.
– The Politics Of Dancing (CI) :: The politics of, ooooh, screeching like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
The politics of Re-Flex suing your sorry screamo ass for defamation of reputation, uh-huh. Is this message understood?
Los Casualties – En La Linea Del
Frente (Side One Dummy) :: This blistering Barrio-rockin’ Spanish version of their power-punk album On The
Front Line is the missing foreign-language link between Medic Lee Roth’s Sonrisa Salvaje and the Stranglers’
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: The Perishers – Let There Be Morning (Nettwerk) :: Too much time
to think, too little to do? Let me tell you about Sweden: only country where songwriter Ola Klüft has distilled the heartfelt
essence of Pete Townshend, George Harrison, and Roy Rogers into an album of exquisite music.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, December 7, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #708
Sat, December 7, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #708.433.35!
Ian Hunter –
Rant (True North) :: “Still Love Rock ’n’ Roll” is Ian’s greatest song about rock ’n’
roll ever. That’s right, even better than both “All The Way From Memphis” and “The Golden Age Of Rock
’n’ Roll,” combined.
Unite – Leaders Of Today (Side One Dummy) :: This essential 32-track throw-down admirably
posits the position that punk ain’t passé—and I remember when listening to “punk rock” meant
listening to “New Rose” and “Arabs In Harrods.”
Lewis & Clarke – Bare Bones And Branches (Summersteps) ::
An acoustic expedition that shines an intelligent revelatory light into the heart of life and love.
Laughter’s Fifth – Love As
Laughter (Sub Pop) :: The more I listen, the more I dig their sloppy guitar-driven Faces-meet-Crazy Horse sound and their
cunning karmic lyrics like: “Shallow graves and topless babes, who will judge how you behave?”
Kyle Riabko – Before I Speak
(Aware) :: I never understood how people could think that Elvis Presley was black after they heard him on the radio. Then
I listened to this white teenage guitar soul prodigy.
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: A Second Tribute To Jandek – Down In A Mirror (Summersteps) :: Imagine
Dylan ripped out of his gourd on acid, cutting a trippy tune for the Easy Rider sound track. Well, that’s what
Brother JT has done on his cover of Jandek’s “Message to the Clerk” and that’s reason enough to buy
this compilation. Another reason: liner notes by Bible One fan Gary Pig Gold.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, November 30, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #707
Sat, November 30, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #707.432.34!
– In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Atco) :: Miles Davis, eat your heart out.
Princess – Princess (Tony Chaos) :: A clogged overflowing toilet
is more melodic.
– Our Last Day (Hydra Head) :: The final album by these significant screamaniacs is so techno-guttural it makes
everyone else on the grind circuit sound like Perry Como in a coma.
Towers Of London – On A Noose (TVT) :: These Rotten imitators
rob the Clashbah.
– A Good Ground (Kanine) :: Kinda like a Tom Verlaine demo with primitive production values, this one has a
haunting heartfelt passion that’s hard to beat. Speaking of which...
Iggy & The Stooges – “I Need Somebody” (Columbia)
:: Dylan never wrote a line as good as: “Well, I am your crazy driver. Honey, I’m sure to steer you wrong.”
Bob Dylan – “Hurricane”
(Columbia) :: “We wanna put his ass in stir. We wanna pin this triple mur-der on him.” I rest my case.
Faces – “Silicone Grown”
(Warner Bros.) :: And neither of them ever wrote a line as great as this timeless poetic gem from Rod The Mod: “You’ve
got more front than the Hague museum.”
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Revolver – Turbulence (Sextant) :: When you’re the son of
Goddo guitarist Gino Scarpelli, you’d darn well better be in a band that kicks everyone’s ass and doesn’t
embarrass your old man. These brass-ball commandos lay down a heavy carpet of sound that’ll have your windows rattling
for weeks. This is rock ’n’ roll the way it’s supposed to be played: with bludgeoning riffs that explode
in the air thicker than a barrage of flak bursts over Normandy on D-Day. Velvet is for pocket-pool pansies. Real men pack
Be seeing you!
Saturday, November 23, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #706
Sat, November 23, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #706.431.33!
– “Birthday” (Apple) :: Satanic Majesties is to Sgt. Pepper what The Beatles
are to Satanic Majesties. Think about it.
– Ov (Ipecac) :: Everybody should own at least one album that can’t be listened to all the way through.
Yoko Ono – Fly (Apple) :: Make
that two albums.
Harpo Marx –
Harpo In Hi-Fi (Mercury) :: And a dozen hard boiled eggs.
George Harrison – “It’s Johnny’s Birthday”
(Apple) :: The poor guy couldn’t even inadvertently cover “Congratulations” without getting sued for millions
in back royalties.
Please Mr. Gravedigger
– Throw A Beat (Pluto) :: Van Halen grunge meets Ted Nugent garage. But next time let the frail sing more.
Thee More Shallows – More Deep Cuts
(Turn) :: There are two dead frogs on the cover, the victims of a murder-suicide by bow and arrow. So if I tell you that this
album mixes the synths of Jack Nitzsche’s Performance with the strings of Bernard Herrmann’s Psycho,
would you be surprised? I thought not.
McKeown – We Will Become Like Birds (Nettwerk) :: “Aspera” evokes echoes
of “For Ladies Only” but John Kay never sounded like Annette Peacock.
Steppenwolf – At Your Birthday Party (Dunhill) :: It’s all
right, Ma, the Hells Angels are providing security!
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Porcupine Tree – Deadwing (Lava) :: This melodic hard rocker manages
to cover all the prog-rock bases from Led Zeppelin to Genesis to Quiet Sun to Brand X. The 10-minute title track has a Moon
equipped engine that’s straight out of Eno’s “Third Uncle” with Adrian Belew doing his obligatory
Fripp bit. Then they put another log on the fire for thee and make some breakfast and coffee.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, November 16, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #705
Sat, November 16, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #705.430.32!
VCR (Side One Dummy) :: Casio camp music so homofied it makes Xiu Xiu sound like Ted Nugent.
Michael Parks – ...Then Came Bronson
(NBC) :: Isn’t it about time that Michael Parks’ 1969 Zen motorcycle series finally came out on DVD?
Treiops Treyfid – Feelings Of Unreality
(Postfact) :: My feeling is that ‘unreality’ is putting it mildly. Still, this eclectic album does contain “Rolling
Blackout” which is one of the best songs Unca Lou never recorded for Loaded.
The Factory Incident – Red Tape (Postfact) :: The singer sounds
like a flattened cross between monotonic John Lydon and histrionic David Bowie after being plugged by Valerie Solanis. But
that just gives these jangling rockers an authentic punk patina.
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: The Muggs – The Muggs (Times Beach)
:: Motorcityrocks.com, with typical retarded teenage diction, says these guys “rawwwk.” Ann Arbor Paper, with
typical gushing fanboy sycophancy, says “Danny Methric is Detroit’s Angus Young.” Of course, they’re
both wrong. What we really have here is Michigan’s own Methricphetamine version of ZZ Top with all of the bulwark bluster
and none of the stylistic subtleties. Their suspended animation brand of ’70s arena rock boogie may have seen them slotted
in as a high noon opener for Ted and Aerosmith at California Jam, but I doubt it.
Be seeing you!
Thursday, November 14, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS ROCK íNí ROLL PHOTOGRAPHS
Thu, November 14, 2019 | link
JEFFREY MORGAN’S ROCK ’N’ ROLL PHOTOGRAPHS
While you’re visiting, don’t forget to view the dozens of essential selections from my vast
archive of hundreds of extremely rare and previously unseen rock
’n’ roll photographs from the 1970s and 1980s—all of which were taken by myself from my front row center
seat at various venerable venues; vintage historical portraits which include the following rock stars caught in their youthful
David Bowie (1976 Station To Station tour) :: Lou Reed (1974 Sally Can’t Dance tour)
:: Iggy Pop (1977 The Idiot tour) :: Bob Dylan (1978 Street Legal tour)
:: George Harrison (1974 Dark Horse tour) :: Paul McCartney (1976 Wings Over
America tour) :: Pete Townshend (1976 The Who By Numbers tour) :: Johnny Winter
(1976 Captured Live! tour) :: Jeff Beck (1975 Blow By Blow tour) :: KISS
(1977 Love Gun tour) :: Alice Cooper (1975 Welcome To My Nightmare tour) :: Freddie
Mercury (1977 News Of The World tour) :: Amanda Lear (1975 Sweet Revenge tour)
:: Rod Stewart (1977 Foot Loose & Fancy Free tour) :: Mick Jagger (1975 It’s
Only Rock ’n Roll tour) :: New York Dolls (1975 Tokyo Dolls Live tour) :: Keith
Richards (1975 It’s Only Rock ’n Roll tour) :: Ian Hunter (1989 YUI Orta
tour) :: Elton John (1974 Caribou tour) :: Mick Ronson (1989 YUI Orta
tour) :: Steven Tyler (1977 Draw The Line tour) :: Sparks (1975 Indiscreet
tour) :: James Brown (1986 Gravity tour) :: Miles Davis (1985 You’re
Under Arrest tour) :: Roger Daltrey (1976 The Who By Numbers tour) :: Bruce Springsteen
& Clarence Clemons (1975 Born To Run tour) :: John Entwistle (1976 The
Who By Numbers tour) :: Keith Moon (1976 The Who By Numbers tour) :: The Who
(1976 The Who By Numbers tour) :: and more!
Ask any dealer
and he’ll tell you that the best way to get someone hooked on your product is to give them a free sample, so here’s
just a small taste of what’s coming your way when you click on the eleven gallery links to your left:
Saturday, November 9, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #704
Sat, November 9, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #704.429.31!
– Pretty In Black (Columbia) :: They’re just like the Lords Of Acid only without the acid.
Hanin Elias – Future Noir (Cochon)
:: The female Gary Numan makes a techno Nico record. Who will love Alanis Sane?
Spitalfield – Stop Doing Bad Things (Victory) :: Stop making bad
– I’m From Phunkville (Last Load) :: Ah’m frum Missoura, an’ dis heah silky smood funk elpee
sho’nuff dun showed me, yass’um!
Sahm – The Return Of The Formerly Brothers (Stony Plain) :: Sir Douglas serves up a steamin’
slice of Cajun swamp-wop with a side order of early Chicano honky-tonk Tex-Mex rock ’n’ roll. Would you like some
Canuckistan country boogie with that?
Curtains – Vehicles Of Travel (Frenetic) :: Skillfully scattershot, ethereal and ambient,
these charming childhood chakras will have your head driftfully grazing the ceiling.
Andy Stochansky – 100 (Interscope) :: Andy’s an amped-up
Elliott Murphy for the 21st century with songs that are just as good and a heart that’s just as big.
The Deadly – The Wolves Are Here
Again (Pluto) :: Bone-pulverizing Jimmy Page guitar riffs. Slaughterhouse screamo Tom Verlaine vocals. What’s not
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: The
Valley Arena – Take Comfort In Strangers (Astro Magnetics) :: The chunky guitars and
punky vocals are reason enough to stick around, but it’s the unexpected John Bonham power drumming by Carlos de la Garza
that keeps this train from derailing.
Saturday, November 2, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #703
Sat, November 2, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #703.428.30!
Super Heavy Goat Ass
– 60,000 Years (Arc Light) :: Darn fine no-nonsense fuzztone blues rock from the Lone Star State that’ll
never get the extensive cross-country breakout FM airplay it rightfully deserves because of their self-defeating career-limiting
– Unlikely Emergency (Isadora) :: She’s got a dynamic show-stopping voice that squirts personality by
the bucketful every time she opens her mouth, but her stalled soporific songs would make even Speedy Gonzalez siesta. So ditch
the dreary diva dirges and find yourself a real rock ’n’ roll band that can play in 4/4 time and tow you out of
the middle of the road.
– No Never Alone (Six Shooter) :: Because the lyric “too sober to sleep too drunk to cry” is the
hanky-honkin’ tonk of the week, Kleenex stock is up $3.00 at the closing bell.
Ian Tyson – Songs From The Gravel Road (Stony Plain) :: You don’t
have to have lived in a farmhouse on the vast ambient Canadian plains under starry skies to fully appreciate what Ian is singing
about on this touching heartfelt country album. But there are worse ways to live and certainly worse albums to listen to.
Mariah Carey – The Emancipation Of
Mimi (MonarC) :: This being one of them.
PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Jay Giles – Jay Giles Plays Jazz! (Francesca) :: From Charlie Watts
to Randy Bachman, the rock ’n’ roll morgue is littered with many a mangled corpse on a slab that unwisely decided
to unleash its inner jazzbo. And while this isn’t exactly Charlie Christian and Benny Goodman doing “Seven Come
Eleven,” former Lester Bangs sideman J. Giles has come close to cloning that classic ’30s vamp sound.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, October 26, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #702
Sat, October 26, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #702.426.28!
– The Carl Stalling Project (Warner Bros.) :: Two, I say, two volumes of the greatest animated film
music ever heard in the history of the human eardrum!
Dan Band – The Dan Band (Side One Dummy) :: Even Bowie at his cokehead best didn’t
dare cover “I Am Woman” on David Live. But if Dan’s live romp is any indication, maybe he should’ve.
Any of this gettin’ through to ya, son?
Jones – Chuck Amuck (Farrar Straus Giroux) :: This good-natured glimpse behind the scenes
at Termite Terrace by one of the world’s greatest directors is more fun than an Illudium Pew 36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Pay attention, boy! I’m cuttin’, but you ain’t bleedin’!
A Change Of Pace – An Offer You Can’t Refuse (Immortal)
:: No it’s not, and yes I can. Nice boy, but he’s built a little too low to the ground!
Over It – Silverstrand (Lobster)
:: Oh, so you three guys actually like having a bland singer without a shred of personality in his voice? Well, that explains
everything. You’ve gotta keep your eye on the ball, son!
Rush – Rush (Moon) :: Don’t laugh. Xeroxed bands like the
previous two could learn a lot from songs like “Finding My Way” and “In The Mood.” Eye!
Full White Drag – Everything Will
Fall One Night (Inter-Flight) :: So could Canada’s plodding answer to the Stranglers. Ball!
Mel Blanc – That’s Not All
Folks! (Warner Books) :: This delightful memoir covers everything from Mel’s “Cu...camonga” days on
The Jack Benny Show to his heavyweight reign as Looney Tunes’ voice man supreme. Eyeball!
SIZZLING CLAGHORN OF THE WEEK: I almost
has a column there, son! Joke, that is.
uh-b’uh, uh-be seeing you!
Saturday, October 19, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #701
Sat, October 19, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #701.425.27!
– Valende (Sub Pop) :: If I were the guy who recorded this dire disc of dissipated diarrhea, I’d hide
behind a girl’s name, too.
– Halfway Gone (Mountain Lo-Fi) :: On the first track he tries to kick like a mule. Then he perverts to form
and dresses like a queen, it’s a real schlemiel deal.
Ivy – In The Clear (Nettwerk) :: For good Portishead call Ivy.
Anton Barbeau With The Bevis Frond –
King Of Missouri (Bongo Beat) :: Had Elvis Costello actually been a ’70s punk rocker, he just might’ve
recorded this loose and vibrant affair that’s part wordy Dylan and part nasally Lennon.
Rockethouse – Weapons Of Mass Distortion
(Kanine) :: Funky fuzztone music that’ll have you cage-shakin’ in your white go-go boots.
Forever Changed – The Need To Feel
Alive (Floodgate) :: Every time I see a back cover photo of four short-haired kids in T-shirts I cringe because they
all invariably sound the same: lame. Remember what I said about bands that are deficient in the personality department? Well,
you can add these guys to the list.
Second – Altitude (Floodgate) :: What, another back cover photo of four short-haired
kids in t-shirts who sound lamer than lame? Better add these guys to the list, too.
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Mardo –
Mardo (House Of Restitution) :: They oughtta give away a free farm-size box of Kleenex with every copy sold because
this is one helluva snotty album whose snooty snout attitude drips straight out of the Punky Meadows Lip Farm. Even Binky
knows that Mardo’s a retro-retardo smash up of everything from Love It To Death and Dressed To Kill
to Cheap Trick.
Be seeing you!
Saturday, October 12, 2019
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #700
Sat, October 12, 2019 | link
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #700.424.25!
Sparks – Kimono My House
(Island) :: Geddit?
SIZZLING PARTY PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Rosemary Clooney
– “Come On-A My House” (Columbia) :: Who invited all these people?
KISS – “Rock And Roll All Nite”
(Casablanca) :: Oh, man, that’ll never wash out!
Riot – “Cum On Feel The Noize” (Pasha) :: Keep it down before the neighbors
Andrew WK –
“Party Hard” (Mercury) :: C’mon, let’s use this empty bedroom!
Slade – “How D’You Ride?”
(Polydor) :: Who parked on the lawn?
John – “Saturday Night’s All Right For Fighting” (MCA) :: Guys, guys,
take it outside!
– The Delivery Man (Lost Highway) :: Pizza’s here! Who’s got the money?
Lou Reed – “The Power Of Positive
Drinking” (Arista) :: I think I can jimmy the lock on this liquor cabinet!
John Entwistle – “Whiskey Man” (Decca) :: Got it!
Faces – Five Guys Walk Into A Bar…
(Warner Bros.) :: Hey, while you’re up!
B-52’s – “Party Out Of Bounds” (Reprise) :: The beer bottles in the
The Who –
“However Much I Booze” (MCA) :: Where’s the keg?
Kim Mitchell – “I Am A Wild Party” (Anthem) :: Where’s
the can, I gotta go water my horse!
Winter – “Too Much Seconal” (Columbia) :: Dude, you look peaked!
Blood, Sweat & Tears – “And
When I Die” (Columbia) :: Dude?
Derringer – “Still Alive And Well” (Epic) :: Dude, that was close!
The Irish Rovers – “Wasn’t
That A Party?” (Epic) :: Cold pizza and beer, breakfast of champions!
Johnny Cash – “Sunday Morning Coming Down” (Columbia)
:: Keep those drapes closed! And don’t slam the door when you leave!
Be seeing you!