Sunday, October 2, 2011
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #283
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MEDIA BLACKOUT #283!
Superheavy (Universal Republic) :: So lemme see if I got this straight. Next year marks the fifty year anniversary
of Ian Stewart creating the Rolling Stones and Mick Jagger says that he isn’t going to commemorate this unprecedented
epochal half century event because he’s too busy noodling around with these ethno-snoozo reggae regurgitators who’re
so scary successful? Too bad Keith Richards didn’t “slit his throat” back in the ’80s
like he threatened to do when She’s The Boss came out. I guess talk is cheap, huh? File under: Superhype.
Keith Richards – Talk Is Cheap (Virgin)
:: File under: Supersnipe.
Mick Jagger –
She’s The Boss (Columbia) :: File under: Supertripe.
Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin II (Atlantic) :: File under: Superheavy.
Elvis Presley – Fun With Elvis On Stage (RCA) :: Wherein the record company
that gleefully gave the world Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music—a quadraphonic two album set consisting
of nothing but over an hour’s worth of relentless shrieking atonal feedback—cheerfully compounds the fracture
by also issuing for your listening pleasure this non-singing, non-dancing, all-talking monophonic two sided album which ain’t
nuthin’ but a haphazard cut-and-paste forty minute audio collage of Elvis goofing around with his screaming audiences
As far as audio car crashes go, it’s kinda
like listening to the Rolling Stones’ Get Yer Yas Yas Out! if that album contained nothing but the bantam singer’s
banal banter. I mean, can you see any difference between Mick Jagger saying: “Ah think ah bust a button on
mah trousers; hope they don’t fawl down” and Elvis Presley saying: “My belt’s falling off, my suit’s
getting too big... You know what I can’t do? Get my belt tightened up.” Nah, I didn’t think so.
It reminds me of the time back in 1970 when I saw the Jefferson Airplane and Grace Slick kept
asking if anyone in the audience had a safety pin because her red dress kept falling down and she—but I digress.
One thing you do have to give Elvis credit for is that he always appears
lucid enough to know where he is and what he’s doing at all times, as witnessed by the following extraordinary moment
when he stops the proceedings to candidly confess: “I don’t know what happened, folks; I just go nuts
sometimes” before rhetorically asking: “You didn’t know you were coming to see a crazy man, didja?”
and then concluding: “They’ll put me a straight jacket and take me away.”
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Lindsay Buckingham – Seeds We Sow (Eagle)
:: Lindsay sure don’t look none too happy on the album cover where his doleful demeanor is made manifest by the tense
white-knuckle stranglehold death grip he has on his guitar. And while that may sound like a recipe for unbridled musical melancholia,
the good news is that this is the most enjoyable and eccentrically ingenious melancholy album you’ll hear this side
of Unca Lou’s Berlin or Unca Neil’s Tonight’s The Night or Unca John’s Fear.
Bonus points for daring to transform the Stones’ saccharine “She Smiled Sweetly” into a deeper and far more
dangerous realm of heartfelt desperation. Mmm-mmm-good!