Sunday, May 13, 2012
JEFFREY MORGANíS MEDIA BLACKOUT #315
Sun, May 13, 2012 | link
KEEP YOUR EYE ON JEFFREY
MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #315!
– Burned Mind (Sub Pop) :: Here’s this Ann Arbor band’s recipe for disaster: Take a copy of Metal
Machine Music. Play at maximum volume. Scream on top of it. Slice into nine tracks. Garnish with names like “Stabbed
In The Face” and “Urine Burn.” Serve cold.
SIZZLING PLATTERS OF THE WEEK: Black Merda – The Folks From Mother’s
Mixer (Funky Delicacies) & Various Artists – Funky
Funky New Orleans Volume 4 (Funky Delicacies) :: Boy, do I ever miss the ’70s. Forget about the ’60s which
was nothing but a buncha hippies and leftover beatnik coffee shops that charged an extortionist sixty cents for a
plain black cuppa Joe—yeah, they sure saw the future coming—because the ’70s had the glitter glam
crowd posing next to the punks pogoing next to the zoot suited Afro preeners pimping their ladies in one giant cross-cultural
Indeed, I remember sitting in a jazz club and watching as
a partially paralyzed Rahsaan Roland Kirk limped off stage half an hour after his set began because the pimps doing business
at the bar thirty feet away were making too much noise. Shortly thereafter, this venerable institution became an upscale new
wave club. Then all the downtown lavender joints had a methbed conversion and went from pansy to punk literally overnight
when they smelled fresh influxes of cash from all the young rubes—which led to such surreal spectacles as hardcore punk
bands playing next to giant statues of Michelangelo’s fig-leafed David. Ah, those were the days my friend and,
no, we didn’t think they’d ever end. Then the ’80s quietly crept up and sapped us on the back of
the noggin while we weren’t looking and that was the name of that tune.
Speaking of which, The Folks From Mother’s Mixer is a compilation of Black Merda’s first two albums
of seminal Detroit wah wah guitar-driven psychedelic funk: their self-titled debut album from 1970; and 1972’s freakified
follow-up Long Burn The Fuse. Whether your agenda is to bear arms or spread legs, this album contains enough amped-up
ammo to perforate either way you play.
Meanwhile, Funky Funky New Orleans
Volume 4 offers up sexteen solid sets of salacious sounds from 1969 to 1973. The lubricious song titles tell the whole
story from “Jungle Weed” and “Turn Me On” to “Sooky Feeling” and “C’mon And
Make Me.” And if you’re up for the down stroke but the down stroke keeps eluding you, I guarantee that one long
hit of “How To Make Love” will put you in the proper pudenda pounding groove.
So if you’re dead set against maintaining the status bro and you subscribe to the Pimp My Pimp movement that would
have today’s Soledrab brothas ditch the baggy rags and dress more like Michael D. “Rooster” Roberts did
on Baretta or Antonio “Huggy Bear” Vargas did on Starsky & Hutch, then these two albums
are made for you, jive turkey.
Be seeing you!