MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #597.232!
Mike Evin –
Good Watermelon (Just Friends) :: Just like the first song “Great Pop Song” shows, Mike Evin plays tribute
to the tinny transistor radio tradition of Top Ten bliss. Powered by a jing-janglin’ piano, happy hippie handclaps and
chirpy chick backing vocals, the resultant pseudo-Gospel proceedings are both exhilarating and exalted in a charmingly naïve
way not heard since early Runt-era Rundgren. Go ahead. Ignore him.
Kelly Joe Phelps – Western
Bell (Black Hen) :: He’s got a name like an old jazzbo stringer and a mug like an old Waitesbo singer but inside
the sleeve this acoustic guitar slinger has woven a thoughtful instrumental album.
– Everything Is Real (Boompa) :: The cover sticker says “the title track is (sic) rollicking 3 minute
classic reminiscent of late 70’s New York punk” but that’s a (very sic) rollicking three line lie written
by some promo bumpkin who’s obviously too young to have lived through late ’70s New York punk to know what they’re
talking about—which does a disservice to Stagger Lee’s latest album of pop country tunes. Trust me: if this sounded
anything even remotely like Unca Lou or David Jo, I’d know.
Howling Bells –
Radio Wars (Nettwerk) :: England’s long-lost missing link between Juju and A Kiss In The Dreamhouse.
Anti-Flag – The People Or The Gun (Side One Dummy) :: This anti-Obama album reflects
a refreshing return to their raucous roots. A portion of the sales will be donated to Amnesty International but don’t
let that socialist sop stop you from counting up this spare Clashian change that you can really believe in. What’s
that you say? They’re not anti-Obama? They just rage against the machine that pulled his puppet strings? Uh
– This Is Danko Jones (Aquarius) :: He walks into the room with a record in his hand. He plays it on the turntable
and you ask: “Who is that man?” I’m here to tell ya so you’ll understand: this is one Mr. Jones who
knows what’s happenin’ baby—and this fifteen track, thirteen-year spannin’ compilation of hellacious
hard rock ’n’ roll will have your bouncin’ brainpan borin’ huge holes in your noggin!
– Adios… (13th Planet) :: This political polemic is about as humorously heavy as heavy humor gets these
days and it’s a fitting epitaph for one of rock’s more rebellious rabble-rousers. Points deducted for (1) partially
lifting the record title from the last Ramones studio album; and (2) not including “Jesus Built My Hot Rod” so
that they could cleverly call this live set: Let’s Hit The $#!%in’ Road.
– PMRC (Parential Warning) :: Sorry.
The End Is Not The End – House Of Heroes (Gotee)
:: And, in the end, they’re being compared to The Beatles but using a Rigbyish string section doesn’t even make
them a not so Badfinger. Points deducted for still putting a hidden “bonus track” on an album—and who started
that stupid trend, anyway?
The Beatles – “Her Majesty” (Apple)
SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK Watermelon Slim – Escape From The Chicken Coop (Northern
Blues) :: The back cover shows a big rig’s rear with a bumper sticker that reads “HOW’S MY SLIDE PLAYING?
1-866-540-0003” so I’m here to stick my finger in the hole and dial up an endorsement that this is Slim’s
best record yet—and if the title “Gone Dead Train” means anything to you, then you’ll dig where he’s
headed. Bonus points for slingin’ a hot hash duet with Jenny Littleton.
Big Black – “The
Power Of Independent Trucking” (Touch And Go) :: A chicken in every port.
Be seeing you!