JEFFREY MORGAN’S MEDIA BLACKOUT #484.94!

Jethro Tull – This Was (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “A Song for Jeffrey.”

Jethro Tull – Stand Up (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Goes to Leicester Square.”

Jethro Tull – Benefit (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “For Michael Collins, Jeffrey And Me.”

Jethro Tull – Aquascum (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “The Day Jeffrey Finally Got Paid.”

Jethro Tull – Thick As A Prick (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey's Ding-A-Ling.”

Jethro Tull – A Prussian Play (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey, Talk To Russia.”

Jethro Tull – Whore Child (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey's Big Score.”

Jethro Tull – Bussing Out (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Comes To Harlem.”

Jethro Tull – Songs From Ron Wood (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Feels the Fire.”

Jethro Tull – Living In The Snatch (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Takes Up Permanent Residency.”

Jethro Tull – The Spinster In The Gallery (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Closes His Eyes And Thinks Of England.”

Jethro Tull – Eh? (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey's Hose Head Takes Off.”

Jethro Tull – Strokewatch (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Gets Up For The Down Stroke.”

Jethro Tull – Pictures Of An Exhibitionist (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Pulls Out His Long Lens.”

Jethro Tull – Tail From Pornographic Oceans (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey Plunges Into the Deep End.”

Jethro Tull – Ummacumma (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Jeffrey's Cum-ba-ya.”

Jethro Tull – Rock ’n’ Roll Cannibal (Chrysalis) :: Includes the hit single “Careful With That Ax, Jeffrey.”

SIZZLING PLATTER OF THE WEEK: UB40 – Geoffrey Morgan (Island) :: Look, I don't mind them saying on the front cover that I like white girls, but at least they could have the common decency to spell my name right.

Be seeing you!