MEDIA BLACKOUT #670.332!
SIZZLING BOOK OF THE CENTURY: James Ellroy & Otto Penzler
– The Best American Noir Of The Century (Mariner) :: When people ask me what I’m up to, I always make
sure to tell ’em about the 100,000 word noir novel that I’ve been working on for the past quarter of
a century. When they wonder why it’s taken so long for me to finish it, I cheerfully explain that, oh no, it’s
already completely written but that I’m motivated by obsession to continually revise it and add even more layers of
black humor to what was already a pretty stiff drink to begin with.
Next, I go on for a while about how unfortunate it is that
neither Bruegel nor Kurelek are still alive to do the 45 chapter illustrations that I need to have drawn. Then, by the time
I’ve gotten around to telling them what kind of music I listen to while I’m making my revisions, they’ve
long since headed for the hills. Which makes me wonder how they’d react if they ever got enough gumption to read the
first three pages.
I’ll get to that song set in a second, but first lemme enlighten you on the many merits of this black-sheathed
700 page tome which contains 39 scabrous short stories by such past and present masters of the genre as Spillane and Cain;
Thompson and Block; Leonard and Woolrich; and literally dozens of others. What’s that you say? You don’t know
any of those authors’ first names? Then step right up for a brutal back street education that begins in 1923 with Robbins’
seminal freak show story “Spurs” and is all downhill after that, decade after decade.
The whole sordid mess is edited and
annotated with acerbic aplomb by the two above-noted bold-faced reprobates, both of whom come to the fight armed with an excess
of expertise. Otto Penzler is the man who founded the legendary Mysterious Press imprint, and he contributes a suitably succinct
Foreword which tells you in no uncertain terms exactly what noir is...and isn’t.
James Ellroy knows a few things about
the weighty albatross of obsession, and his Introduction is almost worth the price of admission alone as he delights in delineating
a misshapen milieu wherein “society grants women a unique power to seduce and destroy; a six-week chronology from first
kiss to gas chamber is common in noir.” Kinda sounds like the proposal for my own novel, only it’s not
nearly as romantic as that.
As for that aforementioned song set, it’s funny strange how everybody has a list of their favorite
noir novels and their favorite noir movies but you never hear anybody talking about their favorite noir
records—until now. So the next time you’re in the mood for doom, why not spin my five favorite noir downer
discs, all of which truly scrape the bottom of the soul:
1. A BAD START: The Velvet Underground – White Light
/ White Heat (Verve) :: You’ll die laughing as humor and horror team up and then abruptly close out of town.
WORSE: Lou Reed – Berlin (RCA) :: As languidly alluring as a quicksand bog and twice as tough to extricate
3. NOW WE’RE TALKING: Neil Young – Tonight’s The Night (Reprise) :: Old
Black Eyes takes the concept of Frank Sinatra’s seminal saloon albums For Only The Lonely and No One Cares;
swaps a shot glass for a spike; and then settles in for the long decaying haul. Bonus points for releasing it on Frankie’s
own personal record label.
4. CLOSE BUT NO CASKET: Nine Inch Nails – Broken (Interscope)
:: When a guy names his music publishing company “Leaving Hope” and then repeatedly wails “I tried, I gave
up” over and over again, you’d think that he wouldn’t be long for this world—especially after he calls
his next record The Downward Spiral and leads it off with the positive reinforcement anthem “Mr. Self Destruct.”
Instead, Reznor now owns an Academy Award. Amateur.
5. THE ROCK ’N’ NOIR HALL OF FAME: Nirvana –
In Utero (DGC) :: Finally, a true professional who backed up his brag into a body bag. Cobain liked Lennon
because the latter was “obviously disturbed” but although Beatle John wrote cry for help songs like “Help”
and “Nowhere Man” and “I’m A Loser” he never shotgunned his head into an abstract painting.
Lennon recording a cathartic primal scream song like “Well Well Well” is one thing; listening to Cobain’s
harrowingly insane choked off giggle at the 3:13 point of “Milk It” is another thing entirely.
AWARD: John Cale – “Heartbreak Hotel” (Island) :: Whether you pick the original studio
version on Slow Dazzle or one of the subsequent live versions on June 1, 1974 or Fragments Of A Rainy
Season or Live Circus is irrelevant. What makes all of them so unsettling unsound is that you can’t tell
if Cale is playing for laughs or being deadly serious. Either way, his accurate interpretation of the song’s desolate
lyrics is as perceptive as it is terminally bleak.
Be seeing you!