TRICK OR JEFFREY MORGAN’S
MEDIA SPOOKOUT #235!
Bud Abbott & Lou Costello
& Lénore Aubert – Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (Universal)
:: Folks, they just don’t write ’em like this anymore:
I hurt my poor little head.
BUD: Get up and go to work! That is, if your head
doesn’t bother you too much.
LÉNORE: His head is all
BUD: Is it? But is your head all right?
BUD: Frankly, I don’t
LÉNORE: And frankly, you never will.
Edward G. Robinson & Boris Karloff – Five Star Final
(First National) :: In 1931, the same year that Eddie G. made Little Caesar and Boris made Frankenstein,
the two teamed up for this seldom-seen newspaper melodrama that’s worth the price of admission alone just for the scene
in which a cynically bemused Robinson looks up at a ghastly grinning Karloff and says: “You’re the most blasphemous
thing I’ve ever seen. It’s a miracle you’re not struck dead.”
Arch Oboler – Drop Dead! An Exercise In Horror! (Capitol) :: If Arch Oboler
is remembered at all these days, it’s as the director of such twonky forays into 3-D filmmaking as 1952’s Bwana
Devil and 1966’s The Bubble. But long before that, beginning for three years in 1936, Oboler was best
known as the writer who shocked audiences from coast to coast with the infamously eerie Lights Out radio program—and
in 1962, Oboler recreated some of his most horrific radio shows for this album which still horrifies today.
Where else can you hear the sickening sound of a man literally being turned inside out
while a hapless witness moans: “...inside out...a man being turned...inside out...” before suffering
the same fate himself. But of all the episodes that Oboler recreates, none are more legendary than the 1937 tale of a lab-tampered
chicken heart that grows exponentially until it finally consumes the entire world. It’s no laughing matter...or is
Bill Cosby – “Chicken Heart”
(Warner Bros.) :: You bet it is—and on this twelve and a half minute track from his 1966 album Wonderfulness,
Cos does a literally hysterical take on hearing Oboler’s Lights Out episode as a child, complete with the original
radio show’s archetypical thumpthump sound effect of the tell tale heart. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll
Nine Inch Nails
– Broken (authorized download) :: After originally circulating for decades as a visually deficient nth generation
VHS bootleg, Trent Reznor finally uploaded this affluently filmed pre-Saw torture porn companion to NIN’s Broken
EP for anyone to download and burn to disc. The killing joke being that, due to the high quality of the new digital format
being so perfectly pristine, it’s the muddy old videotape version that’s now scarier by default because it literally
looks as if it did come straight from a psychopath’s abode.
Esa-Pekka Salonen – Bernard Herrmann: The Film Scores (Sony Classical) :: Decades ago I had an obscure
import copy on vinyl of Herrmann conducting his own score for Hitchcock’s Psycho. I don’t have that album
anymore, but this 1996 recording of Salonen conducting the Los Angeles Philharmonic is such an uncanny note for note recreation
that anyone who has Herrmann’s soundtrack memorized won’t find a single auditory flaw. Plus, Salonen also recreates
the soundtracks for Hitch’s North By Northwest, Vertigo, Marnie, Torn Curtain, and
The Man Who Knew Too Much as well as Herrmann’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’ “Night-Piece For
Orchestra” score for Scorsese’s Taxi Driver.
Kenneth Alwyn – The Franz Waxman Score: The Bride Of Frankenstein (Silva Screen) :: And if you’re
hooked on hearing classic Universal Monster movie soundtracks, then look no further than this 1993 recording of the Westminster
Philharmonic Orchestra recreating Waxman’s classic score. You can argue until you turn blue about which of Whale’s
two Frankenstein films were the best, but if there’s a general consensus that it’s the second, then you can bet
that Waxman’s music had a lot to do with it—and if you don’t believe me, just read the liner notes to see
what Whale himself told Waxman’s son John in 1957.
William T. Stromberg – The Monster Music Of Hans J. Salter & Frank Skinner (Marco Polo) :: Wherein
arranger John Morgan digs deep into the Universal Studios Music Department archives and comes up with the original sheet music
for The Wolf Man, Son Of Frankenstein, and The Invisible Man Returns, plus rare unused cues. The result,
thanks to Stromberg conducting the Moscow Symphony Orchestra, is another album of excellent audio recreations. So excellent,
in fact, that the original “Universal Signature” logo themes are faithfully reproduced for each film, varying
in composition and length between fourteen and seventeen seconds. Now that’s accuracy above and beyond the
call of duty.
Forrest J Ackerman – Famous
Monsters Of Filmland #251 (IDW) :: When it comes to the genres of fantasy and horror, there are only two vastly influential
cultural touchstones that always get unanimous across-the-board mentions: the Bill Gaines’ EC Comics and Forrest J Ackerman’s
Famous Monsters Of Filmland. And although Forrey may have passed away, the Ackermonster lives on to personally introduce
IDW’s glossy, full color, 135 page resurrection of fandom’s all time favorite monster mag which features a new
interview with ace author Ray Bradbury; an article about ace artist William Stout; an essay on imagi-movie photographer Karl
Freund; a well-deserved twenty-six page tribute to Dr. Acula himself—and more!
J. David Spurlock – Famous Monster Movie Art Of Basil Gogos (Vanguard Productions)
:: Gogos is the greatest living monster movie painter and this colorful comprehensive book shows you how he single-handedly
redefined the entire genre, from FJA’s Famous Monsters to Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Deluxe. Add
in dozens of rare pencil illustrations and vintage magazine pieces and you’ve got one of the greatest graphic art volumes
SCARY PLATTER OF THE WEEK: Boris Karloff
– An Evening With Boris Karloff And His Friends (Decca) :: Back in the day when there was no home video, the
only way you could get to watch an old Universal monster movie was on television during the late show, where it was listed
as a “melodrama” in TV Guide. Or, you could put on this 1967 Forrest J Ackerman-produced platter and
let Uncle Boris walk you through audio clips from Frankenstein, Bride Of Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man, and
But what makes this disc worth hearing is Karloff’s good-natured
animated delivery of Forrey’s script, as when he follows up Bramwell Fletcher’s mad cackle in The Mummy
that “He went for a little walk!” by sonorously intoning: “Yes, I went for a little walk—and
in that year and in years soon after in The Old Dark House, The Back Cat, and The Raven, I went for other
little walks that somehow always panicked people. And then, in 1935, I met...”
Well, go hear it for yourself—that is, if you can dig up a copy...
Be spooking you!